A List Of Things I Have Said

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by Official_Al

by Official_Al

Somebody asked me to do this, so here:

Charlie: *sobbing*

Me: "If you ever feel dumb, just remember... you're probably right!"

Me: "Hey Vox, do you have a boyfriend?"

Vox: "Um, yes?"

Me: "I hope he dies!"

Me: "Stop holding onto people just because you have a history together."

Lucifer: "She's my daughter--"

Me: "Not anymore!"

Angel: "...The worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved..."

Me: "Ha! I don't know, crack is pretty freaking bad!"

Angel: "Wait, I need to check my Spotify Wrapped!"

Me: "What's Spotify?"

Angel: "It's an app where you play songs and at the end of the year--"

Me: "You don't have to check your Spotify! You're the most played this year!"

Husk: "Hey, boss, can I bother you for a second?"

Me: "You always bother me, but go ahead!"

Vox: *melodramatic sigh* "My life is a movie."

Me: "Yeah, a documentary of mental illness!"

Charlie: "What are you doing in my house??"

Me: "...I want waffle fries."

Charlie: *sobbing again*

Me: "Ohhh Charlie! I have an idea for a game!"

Charlie: "...What is it?"

Me: "It's called hide and seek! I hide and you seek professional help!"

Angel: "Listen here, creeper! You don't know everything about me! I have a LOT of hidden talents!"

Me: "Well, they must have been hidden pretty well if you can't even find them!"

Lucifer: "Let me tell ya, Charlie, I am loving these balconies!"

Me: "Would you like a push?"

Those were things I have said within the past two months!