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EIFFEL TOWER DROP

"Hey dezyboo, after we're done with this series, we should go to south africa or Korea" At this point, i didnt quite know what i was saying, i was just muttering whatever came to mind like a drunk person. I felt his body gyrate due to laughter on me, sending tingles down my spine.

"Maybe-" i couldnt listen to him finish as my body shuddered into a deep slumber
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"WAKE UP BITCH, WE'VE GOT A WHOLE REMAINING DAY OF FUN" Someone screamed unpolitely in my ear. I blink back any remainder of sleep before sitting up on my bed. How did i even get home. Paddy and Sharnel come into my vision and almost immediately i throw a pillow at Sharnell's face before wrestling her on the bed. "EWW GET OFF ME, YOU HAVE BAD MORNING BREATH, I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW MY BROTHER KISSES YOU" huh. I blow some of my minty fresh breath in her face making her gag in response. "HELP ME PADDY" paddy bats her eyelashes innocently before replying "i'm just a veiwer" .

I do get off of her tho and make my way towards the bathroom. Hmm that's strange, where is desmond?.. After taking a quick shower while blasting "Murder on the dance floor" and "Good luck babe".

That shower was not quick, is the only thing i can gather up. Once i come out, Sharnell and Paddy are taking a not so luxurious nap on my/our bed. "OI, PRIVACY" i yell making both of them jump up and scramble out of the room. Weirdos.

I make way to the buffet for breakfast while Sharnell and paddy are following me like bodygaurds.

"What do you guys want from me?" They both freeze before whispering loudly
"i thought we were very sneaky about it"
"Me too"

Grown ass women. Paddy and Shatnell step up before spreading their hands out like wings "FUN". I squint my eyes at both of them. I'll be honest, i did not have anything planned today, probably read the Transcript on Engraved Souls while trying to reword my lines then rewatch Sounds of music and Wuthering Heights. I might not be free after next week... I turn around, looking at their puppy dog eyes. "Fine but you only have 4 hours".

This is not what i expected FUN to mean. When they said FUN, i thought we were going sight seeing or drinking or a cinema or something NOT A FUCKING AMUSEMENT PARK, i'm sorry i hate these shits and for a good reason. I'm a 27 year old man being strapped into someshit called the "Eiffel Tower drop".

"ISN'T THIS SO FUN" paddy yelled through the bustling of engines and people. Sharnell yelled in agreement.

"Jesus, sweet jesus,Mother mary. Help u- no help mE- AAAAA" my prayer was cut off as screeching of engines started and we were let up with immaculate speed that made the bile in my stomach rise up. How long is the fucking eiffel tower because i am never jumping down from it if this is the feeling. I held unto sharnells left hand like my life depended on it. There are some crazy people out there that enjoy this.

"MOMMY" i yelped as the cart rose up before curving another time. "YEEEE" the two monsters beside me screamed.

Any more minute from now and i might just hurl my guts out.

After an excruciating 3 more minutes, The cart came to a stop. I felt wobbly as i stepped down. "That was so fun" Sharnell jumped as she pulled paddy into a hug. Speak for yourself bitch. " Damn andrew, you look like you just had 7 hours of rough gay sex with Desmond" i wish, atleast that would be more exhilarating than whatever the hell i just experienced. But hey wait a minute, why specifically desmond.