Fanfiction FAIL

Harry Potter FAIL(a.k.a The girl who had too many boyfriends)

So guys, I hope you liked my last chapters.

Imma try to do a fanfic fail of Harry Potter, and I think it really WILL fail because I've never done a fanfic on Harry Potter before.

Oh, and just to clear things up a bit, the fanficion fail thing isn't, like, totally cliché stuff, although it might include some cliché things that happen.

But my fanfic fails thing is, like,  the worst way to write a story, like, the plot totally having no sense, and the character's personalities a bit messed up to the extreme.

Just wanted to make it clearer...unless it confused you more.

Oh, whatever, hope you enjoy!

(also, maybe if this fanfiction is failed enough, it miiight be posted on a separate, waay more popular story by tashbumblebee , who was running a contest on an amaaazing book, link here>>https://www.wattpad.com/story/52020818-things-that-put-me-off-fanfiction-harry-potter...but im not sure if she's still doing that...?)

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Hullo. My name is Lily Potter.

But it's just a coincidence, of course I'm not the sister of Harry Potter. That would be dumb!

Anyways, we live in the same house because my parents were killed by Voldemort when I was just a baby but I survived and I was taken in by my extremely nice aunt Petunia and uncle Vernon and my favorite cousin Dudley. 

So right now Harry and I are in our 4th year at hogwarts and Harry and I were invited by the Weasles's to that place about broomsticks and stuff and there would be some competition. 

OMG, I am SUCH a fan of that game with brooms!

Anyways, the Weasels came to pick us up- 

what?

You say their name is Weasley?

Pfft, no, I know the Weasel's last name isn't Weasley, that's stupid!

Anyways,  finally, Mr. Weasel, Ron, and the twins came through the fireplace, nearly giving the dursley's a heart attack, but of course that they recieved them ever so kindly because they are such niiice people.

Unlike the Weasels. They are really mean, but Harry says their nice.

"So are we leaving yet?" 

"Of course we are!! Come on help us with the bags" said George.

Ugh, I can't believe they actually need help, they should carry it alone, duh!

"So, did you have a nice summer?" asked Fred.

"OMG, you KNOW I did! Why do you even care!" I answered.

I can't believe they hate me so much!

What did I ever do to them?!

"Ok then. Come on. Don't get into a fuss, mate" 

"Fine, but mate, then I'll mate mate mate mate, because mate mate mate mate and mate mate mate after mate we'll mate mate mate so we mate mate mate to mate mate mate after mate mate" I said.

Anyways, we went to the tournament and all the players were HORRIBLE!! I mean, I can fly better than that!

I can even beat Harry at flying!