Introduction

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Me: *eerie spotlight* Heyy everybody, and welcome to Idol Time PriPara: Ask or Dare and React to Ships!!! Woo hoo!!! *whistles* Here we have our fellow idols: first, the person you immediately think of when you say 'kashikoma!', Manaka Laala!!!!

Laala: *spotlight shines on her* Uah!!! Koko wa doko?

Me: Oops. *turns on translation*

Laala: Where am I?

Me: Now to worry, you are not going to die, you are just simply in my house.

Laala: Why would I be in your house?

Me: You're in my book.

???: Hey, no breaking the fourth wall!!!

Me: There's no fourth wall, Dorothy. We don't even have a ceiling.

*complete silence*

Me: Well let's just get to it. Let's welcome the Kami idol unit, SoLaMi♡Smile!!!!

Laala: Wait what is happening????

Mirei: Puri???!!!

Sophie: Pushuu...

Me: Thank you for that lovely speech. Now let's  meet our all-time favorites, Dressing Pafe!!

Dorothy: Tension Max!

Leona: Relax...

Shion: Igo! 

Dressing Pafe: We are Dressing Pafe!

*...*

Shion: Why do you make us do this?

Me: Questions after. Now let's meet, the idol unit who lost to SoLaMi♡Smile by this tiny bit *makes hand gesture* Tricolore!

Hibiki: That's very impolite, if you ask me.

Dorothy: Too bad nobody asked you.😏

Hibiki: *about to dive at Dorothy*

Shion: Hey what you trying to do to my...my...

Me: *smirks* Your what?

Shion: *blushes* Ur...uh... my friend of course. 

Hibiki: *looks at her like Shion is a maniac*

Mirei: Am I sensing something?

Laala: *giggles* Probably.

Dorothy: Heh heh...um why don't our whale author keep on introducing!

Me: I AM NOT A WHALE! *coughs* Sorry. And now we have our popular unit in Parajuku, NonSugar! Wait huh?

Kanon: Kano-pero!

Junon: We are...

Pinon: The most popular unit! Pipi!

Kanon: We are Triangle!!!

Laala: Non, stop playing tricks!!!!

*baam*

Non: Heh heh! 

Chiri: What is this filthy place?

Pepper: Woah, it's so big here!!!! *runs around in circles*

Chiri: Pepper...

Me: Let's just move on. Next we have WITH, our popular team in DanPri!!

Shougo: Where is this? 

Asahi: Izze! This is amazing!

Koyoi: Everybody are here.

Me: Not yet, Koyoi, not yet. And last but not least, MY DREAM!

Nino: This is huge-ssu!

Michiru: Wow, this is fit for a princess like me.

Yui: Ehh?! Onii-chan? Why are you here???

Shougo: I am here because I am. Go away if you don't want to.

Me: That's wrong Shougo! You will all be trapped in here for my amusement!!!!!

Everyone: Ehhhh????!!!!!!

Me: That's right. I am the author, and you can call me Jess. Welcome to Ask or Dare and Reacting to Ships!!!!

Mirei: This isn't right puri!

Shion: You can't trap us here!

Me: Meganee-san and your parents already said yes, so deal with it!

Sophie: Pushuu...

Dorothy: Fine! If we have to, we'll do it!

Shion: *teases Dorothy pretending to be Leona* If Dorothy says so...

Dorothy: Hey!!!

Me: You two make a really good couple.

Dorothy and Shion: *blushes* Wh-what?

Me: Nothing. See you and send in dares and other stuff!!!!!

So I ship Shion x Dorothy. I mean, who doesn't? Also I need a really good ship name for them, so can you please send in something?

???: Heh heh heh, I'll make them see how scary a devil is for not inviting us! Devil!

???: Angel!

???: Garu!




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