Stories of a Daycare Worker

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I am an assistant teacher of older two year olds! 2 and a half to three!

These stories actually did happen. Please note that I don't have eyes on the back of my head, and I usually have 12-16 kids in a room at once with another lady we'll call Samantha until 3 and then a random other teacher after until five.

My daycare class consists of:

Biter- he's a tiny dude who likes to bite, push, bite, slap, and bite

Angel- blonde little girl who doesn't do much wrong (or does she?)

Blamer- adorable mixed girl who tells me at least three times a day that some random person in the class hit her, when it didn't happen

Pacifier - addicted to his pacifier and snitching, but is probably the most well-behaved boy in class

Ryker- looks like Ryker Webb, one of the few monkey seer-monkey doers in the class

Bieber- has a dirty blonde Justin Bieber haircut, very clingy and will throw a tantrum if I don't hold his hand walking places

Throwsie- Mexican boy who's most favorite past time is to throw things across the room, monkey seer kid

Spoiled- Black boy in my class who doesn't listen to anybody, mom works at school

Rotten- Black boy who has pretty eyelashes, is very sweet until Samantha leaves

Spawn of Satan- the literal spawn of Satan in the form of a bald white child

Mine- Mixed girl with curly who's sweet, but doesn't listen, everything is hers

Dino Girl- sweet Asian girl that comes in with a Dino tail a lot

Wallflower- Sensitive mixed girl who cries a lot, mainly when the lights are off or if you ask her to take off her coat, doesn't have much to do with other kids

Timid- quiet black boy who doesn't do much, very sweet

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Kids that often get switched to our room:

Baby Blues- the angel child who does this cute nose wrinkle when he knows he's in trouble

Outlet- Adorable Mexican girl that never speaks, met her while she was putting her mouth on an outlet

Frenchy- Quiet boy who has a French name

Taylor Swift- *She's a nightmare, dressed like a daydream, her mom works for the daycare, adorable though with blonde curls

Tiny- small black girl who comes in our class sometimes when there's an overfill in the younger 2s, she's pretty sweet

*Lyric to her song, get it?