An Average Chat turns Sour

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The three robots were chilling out, until one of them said something suspicious.

Kafbeto: "So I was just eating a sandw-"

Cubroetot: "Uhhhh... What did you just say?"

Kafbeto: stressing "Uhhh... Uhmmm..."

Vitebrool: "You're not a robot. We can't eat food."

Kafbeto: "You got me, huh?" takes off head, revealing human head

Cubroetot: shocked "YOU'RE A HUMAN??? YOU'RE A HUMAN??? MY BEST FRIEND, A HUMAN??? WHAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Kafbeto: "Guys, are you still friends with me?"

Vitebrool: "Of course we're not."

Cubroetot: "What do you mean? Of course, I'll still be friends with you no matter wha-"

Vitebrool: "BUT HE'S A HUMAN! WHY WOULD WE BE FRIENDS WITH A HUMA-"

Cubroetot: "Stop being so anti-huma-"

Vitebrool: "YOU. ARE. DEFECTIVE."

Cubroetot: "No I'm not, I'm just stating my opinion. And I think he's completely fine being in our friend group. We can't just make him leave just because he's not a robot like us."

Vitebrool: "We can't have different opinions though. You having a different opinion makes you defective."

Cubroetot: "You're the worst."

Vitebrool: "No. We must take you for repairs."

Kafbeto: "NONONONONONONO-"

Vitebrool: "You DON'T have a say in this, shut up!"

Cubroetot: "Please be nic-"

Vitebrool: "AND WHY SHOULD I BE NICE! He's a human! Humans are...weird!"

Cubroetot: "But he's done nothing but been nice to us. There's no way you're just gonna ignore the good things about what he has done over the years, just because of what he is."

Vitebrool: speechless

Kafbeto: "Thanks so much for defending me. I really support that."

Cubroetot: "You're welcome."

Vitebrool: "I'm reporting you both. Kafbeto will get banished to the 'human dome' while you'll get repaired to normalcy." begins calling the department to report them

Kafbeto: whispers "Let's run away, to a place where'll they'll never find us."

Cubroetot: whispers "Where to?"

Kafbeto: whispers "maybe somewhere outside the circle, like the forest."

Cubroetot: whispers "But we can't just leave, there are security guards protecting u-"

Kafbeto: whispers "I know escape places. Now run."

Cubroetot and Kafbeto begin running away.

Vitebrool: "They're running! They're running! We can't let them escape! We simply cannot! GET BACK HERE!"

Vitebrool begins chasing them. Swerving through building and trying to avoid passers-by, they keep on running. Eventually, after an hour of running, Cubroetot sees the exit. He picks up Kafbeto, exhausted, collapsed and unconscious. He runs through the exit before Vitebrool can even touch him.

Vitebrool: "YOU COME BACK HERE YOU STUPID, STUPID..."

Cubroetot runs to a secluded place next to a tree in the forest. He looks at Kafbeto and grabs his backpack. He finds a water bottle inside it, with a straw that filters the water. The robot grabs the filtering straw and transfers water into the water bottle. After filling the bottle, he gives it to Kafbeto and begins to put it in his mouth. Cubroetot realizes his own battery is running low, and so he grabs his custom solar charger and plugs it in.

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