Yo mama so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone...
Yo mama so scary, she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.....
Yo mama so stupid, she could trip over a wireless phone....
Yo mama so fat, her farts caused global warming.....
Yo mama so stupid, she was hit by a parked car....
Yo mama so fat, when a bus hit her, she said "Who threw that rock at me?"......
Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment to see Dr. Pepper.....
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod, she made the iPad....
Yo mama so stupid, that when she threw a rock at the ground, she missed.....
Yo mama so stupid, that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.....
Yo mama so stupid, that she brought cereal to the Super Bowl.....
Yo mama so ugly, that hello kitty said bye-bye.....
Yo mama so stupid, she bought tickets to Xbox Live.....
Yo mama so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie.....
Yo mama is so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama is so ugly that the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her.
Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Yo mama is so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so dumb when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged Your mama so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! yo mama so dumb she sprayed a tree with axe body spray and thought it would fall down
Yo mama so dumb she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes
yo momma so dumb she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so dumb she put a watch in the piggy bank and said she was saving time
Yo momma so dumb I told her christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it
Yo mama so dumb I asked her if she knew Pharell from the Neptunes and she said she only knows people from Earth
Yo momma so dumb she got fired from a blow job
Yo mama so dumb when the cop pulled her over and gave her a ticket she said "What movie are we going to see?"
Yo mama so dumb she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
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Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.
Yo mama is so fat that the National Weather Service names each one of her farts.
Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "taxi!"
Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired" on it.
Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama is so old that she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so old that her social security number is 1.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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