Inspired by Akana (YouTuber shorts creator)
Floyd:"Hi sweetie, I'm your papa and I think you're gonna be a beautiful girl!"
Boom:"Hi I'm your Dada and I think you're gonna be a strong little boy."
Creek:"Hi I'm your god father I also might be your actual father and I think you're gonna be autistic."
JD:"Hello I'm one of your uncles and I think you're gonna be a little funky looking."
Bruce:"Hey I'm your other uncle and I think you're gonna be a tomato."
Clay:"Hey I'm your better uncle and I think you're gonna be a Justin Bieber fan."
Branch:"Hello I'm your uncle and I think you're gonna be a-wait what did Creek say about being the dad-"
Poppy and Viva:"Hi we're your aunts and we think you'll be a beautiful cupcake!"
Riff:"Hey kid I'm your papa's bandmate also might be your dad and I think you're gonna be a guitar."
Branch:"Wait you might also be their what now Riff?"
Boom and Floyd:"And the gender is..."
Everyone wants around the black balloon that will reveal the gender. Boom holds a pin to pop the balloon and slowly and carefully lifts it up to the balloon. Until the balloon suddenly catches on fire.
Floyd:"DAMN IT THIS IS THE THIRD FUCKING TIME!" He screams in a deep rock voice.
Boom:"OH ARE YOU SAYING IT'S MY FAULT NOW!?" They began arguing.
JD:"Its a Leo!"
Clay:"It's a demon guys!"
Branch:"Is no one gonna talk about how Boom might not be the biological father?"
Poppy:"Guys! Guys! Calm down, I got a bigger better back up." Poppy got in between Floyd and Boom.
Suddenly, a large rocket falls down on the party.
Everyone:"BITCH WHAT THE FUCK-"
A big blue explosion appears when the rocket lands.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Trolls: very adult jokes
HumorWARNING: Despite trolls being for kids, this story does not contain kids content so if you're a minor don't read. all of this are just jokes I thought be funny for brozone and it's my humor. All of these jokes are basically me writing to YouTube au...
