CHAPTER 1: Jiggling Diggers with an N

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Jiggling diggers. Jiggling diggers everywhere. Where did these jiggling diggers come from? Maybe from Ohio or Australia. They even got the Brazilian butt lifts, and they're HUMONGOUS!! There's so much recoil that it makes an earthquake! Blocktales Maniac even witnessed it with his own eyes! "LOOK AT ALL THAT RECOIL!" He yelled to nels. "Good googly moogly!" Chosm says in agreement. Giggle Shitter The I cringes, both at the view and his fellow friends. "I prefer girls more," he says as he walks away. He then passes by a very tall woman. Out loud he screams, "GYATT DAMN!!" He screamed so loud that even the entire country of Jamaica could hear. 

The jiggling diggers continue to jiggle down the street. On the way, one of them gets their ass smacked real hard that it left a mark. Milka seems traumatized from this.


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Do you like my sword, sword, sword?My diamond sword, swordYou cannot afford, 'ford'Ford my diamond sword, swordEven if you could, couldI have a pantentNo one else can make a sword exactly in this manner, mannerWelcome to my manor, manorI ca-ca-ca-can, canSwing, swing, swing my sword, sword whenever I get bored, boredI can swing my sword, swordI can swing my sword, swordOnce I hit the floorboardsBut I had it restored and it was expensiveBut it was a write-offSwinging is my businessAnd by that I mean swingin' swordsPlease do not ignore, do you like my sword?I can swing my sword one time, I can swing it up and downI can swing it 'round and 'round (swing, swing, swing, swing)I can swing my sword two times, I can swing it left and right (swing, swing, swing, swing)I can swing it side to side (swing, swing, swing, swing)I can swing my sword, sword 'cause I am the lord, lordLord of diamond swords.

My name is shelly cuz I'm a shell. got no better, vee my best friend. my name is vee without a tee, yea, hey I'm vee and I like to see. hey vee can I use your mic???? lets see use it as you like. hey vee can I use your mic? lets see use it as you like

I'm firey and I'm ready to fuck leafy get your speed ass over here I'm firey and I'm ready to fuck

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