Okay so uhhh good cop is fluffy change my mind but anyway you're Benny (yes bad/good space is adorable) and ONGAH THEY BOTH HAVE PAWS AND FLUFF(it just makes sense)
Benny was hanging out with good cop while they both were eating croissants and coffee at 2 am cause yuh😎
"So Benny... what's really so appealing about space ships?" Good cop asked then proceeded to take a bite out of his croissant. "Just cause they're so cool and like! Imagine being in a spaceship!!!" Benny replied with a mouthful of croissant. Good cop just looked at Benny with a blank face just slowly blinking like a frog but then shrugged while saying "eh..? That's a good enough answer..."
Benny grabbed good cop's chin in his paw and that tizzy song played. From the speaker all that could be heard was "treat me like yt~ dongemiderti~"
Good cop fluffed up and put his paws on Benny's arm and said "uhhh... Benny... where are you trying to go with this?"
Benny stared into the fluffy cops eyes for a while ten minutes while saying uhhh then finally said "sex"
Good cop looked so utterly shocked and confused and said " Benny... WHAT THE FUCK???"
"But can we sex?" Good cop blushed a lot and looked away from Benny and said "I-uhhh... sure I guess... but.. what do you even see in me to make you wanna have sex with me?.."
Benny grabbed Good cop's left paw and rubbed the pretty paw beans "fluffy cop pus..."
"BENNY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??"
"It means what you think it means"
"That's just weird..."
"It's your fault"
"HOW IS IT MY FAULT??!! Also get off of the table."
The whole time Benny had been on the table in front of good cop
"Fine but now we're gonna have sex"
"Sure fine I guess..."
TIME SKIP CAUSE IM NOT WRITING ANYTHING
okay so uhhhh Benny stuck that 'fluffy space dick' into that 'fluffy cop pus' and uhh sex
Good cop was making sex noises and uh was very damn wet (what were you expecting)
Benny finished in Good cop after like 3 minutes
Good cop switched to bad cop and bad cop seemed so disappointed. He said "how did you manage to finish in 3 damn minutes... that's so damn pathetic..."
Benny looked ashamed and said "bro it's just cause you're hot not that I'm a fucking pussy"
"YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME BRO WHEN YOU HEVENT EVEN PULLED OUT"
"WAIT SHIT I CALLED YOU BRO IM SORRY BAD COP"
"Jesus Christ benny... I literally can't believe you called me bro and you still haven't pulled out.."
Benny quickly pulled out and they're both now sleeping cause damn go to sleep horny bitches
