The Graduating Class of '09 (Class of '09 x Male Reader Insert)

Chapter 1 - 'Uncircumcised'

Nicole: "Will it kill an Asian child? Or is that when it's being made?"

Crispin: "That's uh, nah but like there's all these cool apps. Like I know there's Youtube and stuff, but there's apps where you can shoot guns and pop bubbles and stuff."

Jecka: "You mean games?"

Crispin: "It's not even like games, it's just apps. Like there's an app for this, there's an app for that."

Nicole: "Is there an app that'll make you fuck off and kill yourself?"

Crispin: "Um, is that a joke or are we?"

Jecka: "Just go! But, not you (Y/N), you can stay."

Crispin: "What? No fair, man."

Jecka praised, "(Y/N) is surprisingly helpful. They're quiet, don't pester me with trivial requests, respect my privacy, and are always ready to tackle any task, unlike yourself Crispin. You only think with your dick in between your legs."

Crispin reluctantly walked away. 

Nicole: "That alone was way too much in the morning there's no way I'm getting through these classes."

Jecka: "Are you gonna skip again?"

Nicole: "What choice did he just leave me? I can't see anyone like him for the rest of the day or I'm gonna go insane. C'mon let's go somewhere."

Jecka: "I have a quiz today, Nicole."

Nicole: "Oh you're gonna miss your scantron memory game? Just retake it tomorrow or better."

Jecka: "Ugh, fine, so where are we even going?"

Nicole: "To the Mall."

Jecka: "Uh-huh.."

Nicole: "And what about him?" Nicole pointed to (Y/N).

Jecka: "I wouldn't worry about him. He can handle himself. Isn't that right, (Y/N)?"

>Yes

No

Jecka: "Good boy. Now head on back to the classroom and be a good boy for sweetie!"

(Y/N): "Whenever you say the word 'sweetie' aloud, it awfully makes me want to kill myself faster than anticipated." (Y/N) walked away.

Nicole: "Unexpected."

Jecka: "What?"

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The two girls arrived at the Mall. 

Jecka: "Why did we come here if we don't even know what we wanna buy?"

Nicole: "Dude, we're literally in the mall, just figure it out."

Jecka: "Even if I do want something it's just torture, I have like no money."

Nicole: "Who said we're buying anything? Just steal the shit."

Jecka: "Oh okay. You think they have MSI stuff here?"

Nicole: "The band?"

Jecka: "Yeah, they're all in my shuffle and they might be in town this Saturday."

Nicole: "Oh." Almost sounding disinterested.

Jecka: "Is there a problem?"

Nicole: "No, I'm just surprised you like MSI cause you're so... normal."

Jecka: "Bitch I could cut myself just as much as you do, I just have better shit to do, okay?"

Nicole paused, exhaling with a sigh before refocusing on the topic at hand. "Alright, so what's the plan? What are we getting?"