a tds story or sum idk lol

notes + tower stuff

notes:
1. this is an alternate universe i guess or whatever
skins do not exist except for DRKSHDW Crook Boss, Maid Commander, Neko DJ, Gun Gale Ranger, Umbra Commander, Neko Commander, Phantom Toxic Gunner, Masquerade Medic, and Krampus Slayer Cryomancer
2. titles will have numbers instead of episodes or whatever. the 1st page will be "1", 2nd "2", and so on and so forth. additionally, any words or letters i put in the titles will most likely be lowercase since this book should under no circumstances be taken seriously.
3. i write all'is in my bed because that's where i feel most comfortable.
4. i made this book after multiple thoughts ive had
5. medic and engineer ship is canon in this book idgaf lmao
6. freezer x cryomancer ship real (it doesn't happen in the the book.. actually idk i haven't decided yet but i know i will have freezer have thoughts about loving and wanting to marry cryomancer.)
7. THERE WILL BE NOT FUCKING IN THIS BOOK I SWEAR. THERE WILL BE KISSING MAYBE BUT NO FUCKING I SWEAR TO YOU

tower stuff:
scout: friends with minigunner, commander, drkshdw crook boss, and soldier
sniper: hides in the shadows..
paintballer: gets beaten up by enemies so he has no dialogue
demoman: idk lol
hunter: too busy hunting to have dialogue
soldier: sounds like a nerd; read scout

militant: so bossy ughh
medic: caring, sometimes adventurous, and hides her feelings. best of best friends with engineer
masquerade medic: rivals with engineer, always tries to kill her any moment she gets, hates shotgunner and medic also
freezer: anxious boi n' scaredy cat. friends(?) with cryomancer
farm: no dialogue obviously
shotgunner: best of best friends with engineer, can take jokes and easily knows what is and isn't a joke
rocketeer: no
trapper: ugly ahh boii
ace pilot: no
pyromancer: despises cryomancer and sledger
military base: can i give this guy dialogue?
crook boss: no
drkshdw crook boss: read scout

electroshocker: zappy zappy; friends with ranger
commander: read scout
maid commander: happy and laid-back, friends with neko dj and gun gale ranger
umbra commander: always tired, stands up for herself or practically anyone she likes, and is never afraid to fight ANYONE.. well except for maid commander, neko dj, and gun gale ranger lol
neko commander: mickey mouse
warden: i dont know, maybe?
cowboy: this town aint big enough for the both of us pardner.......... friends with absolutely nobody even though people want to be his friend
dj booth: chill with everyone
neko dj: femboy, dances in only one certain way, friends with maid commander and gun gale ranger
minigunner: read scout
ranger: usually always mad; friends with electroshocker
gun gale ranger: annoyed most of the time, likes to chill with neko dj and maid commander
turret: its a fucking robot
mortar: always disappointed about something
pursuit: no.
mercenary base: no.
brawler: (ill stick with the canon stuff, so he's engineer's brother) likes to punch stuff
accelerator: makes dumb decisions, friends with engineer
engineer: kind of sporty, funny, caring in serious situations, mostly dances to music, and loves to wink. brawler's sister
gladiator: hates soldier
commando: read paintballer
slasher: read paintballer
frost blaster: chooses not to speak
archer: not having him heavily decreases the chances of me adding him to this book
swarmer: read archer
toxic gunner: no. got replaced
phantom toxic gunner: really hard to hear due to the mask covering her entire mouth
sledger: sits in the distance and speaks on rare occasions
executioner: read paintballer
elf camp: WORST Tower in TDS
necromancer: has no mouth to speak (imagine he's level 4, okay?!?!)
jester: no dialogue
cryomancer: really quirky, friends with all other freezing towers, dances sometimes, and sits in a certain position (knees almost touching each other)
k.s. cryomancer: strong, friends with cryomancer and brawler, and likes to punch also