Let's Hit The Road!

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John Dory: Let's go, let's go! Last one in's a rotten egg and that's no yolk.

Floyd: Ugh, he's on a dad joke kick cause we're going on a road trip.

John Dory: That is....completely false, and I just have one question, what's orange and sounds like a parrot?

*silence* 

John Dory: A carrot.

Poppy: Is he okay?

Bruce: Not in anyway, no.

Branch: Guys, what's taking Clay and Viva so long?

John Dory: Probably in the forest being all KiSsY fAcEd.

Viva: Hey guys, sorry we're late.

John Dory: *mocking Cliva* "oH cLaY yOu'Re sO hOt aNd SmExY" "ViVa, YoU'rE sO sOfT"

Clay: 😳 Stop.

John Dory: *mocking Clay* "ViVa, DiD yOu KnOw i TaPeD a PiCtUrE oF yOu oN a BoDy PiLlOw WhEn wE wErE iN sChOoL aNd MaDe OuT wItH iT eVeRyDaY?"

Viva: 😳 Y-You did?!

Clay: *blushing all over* N-No!

John Dory: *mocking Clay* "oF cOuRsE i DiD, i WaS oBsEsSeD wItH yOu!"

Clay: You and your square head are DONE FOR!!!! 

Branch: Clay, you can kill him later, we need him to drive us to Cotton Candy Cove!

Clay: Fine 🙄

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⏰ Last updated: May 13 ⏰

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