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Lofie: "I'm not like other girls, I'm way, way worse."

Radi, who is visibly annoyed: "I wonder why..."

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Dira: "Wake up, the sun is shining!"

Radi, who looks tired af: "What do you want me to do, photosynthesis?"

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Radi: "Social distancing says that you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance from each other.

*later, in a barfight*

Radi: "SOCIAL DISTANCING DOESN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT FEET!" *kicks opponent in the face*

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Sumire, who noticed that Void started a fight: "Let's not Void this into a worse situation than it already is."

Void: "Did you just use my name as a verb?"

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Radi: *sighs* "I never understood why people cared about their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself."

Radi: *picks up Void*

Radi: *now in a threatening manner* "I've only befriended Void for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him I would kill everyone in this room, and then myself."

Irl me: Okay...? (Jeez, he's scary)

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Lofie, who is visibly concerned: "Radi, are you okay...?!"

Radi (his curse is active): "... Don't ask stupid questions!" 

Irl me: Okay, can someone gives this man a Monster Energy now-

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 (Time to do the Rebels, but Radi's in this)

Tw: Agoti x Tabi!
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Agoti: "Tabi and I are no longer dating."

Tabi: "Agoti, that is a horrible way of telling people that we're married."

Everyone else in the room: "..."

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Garcello: "I don't know what Tabi is planning, but I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal."

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Agoti: "Your smile? It makes my day."

Tabi: "Your happiness? I live for that."

Irl me: "A room? Get one."

Ruv: "Hotel? Trivago."

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Whitty: "If we're in trouble, just throw Senpai at the problem, and hope for the best."

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(Anyways... that's it for part one. I used an incorrect quote generator to help me write this. I'll see you in the next chapter, and hopefully include some other fandoms.)

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⏰ Last updated: May 05, 2024 ⏰

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