𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐦ᵃᵇᵉᵈ ⁿᵃᵈⁱʳ

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐞

'Farah. Where's Abed? I need to talk to him about his films.' Troy asked frantically.

'Why'd you ask me. I don't keep a tracker on him' she responded confused.

'Sure' he deadpanned taking a seat as the filmmaker himself stepped into the room.

'I know what you're all going to say. You watched my movies on the website. No Im not a witch. I'm a student of human character. I know you guys all so well I can predict your behavior.' he began

'like Shirley. I know you're a sweet, generous person'

'Oh that's nice' They both said.

'I also know you have thinly veiled rage issues.'

'Careful boy'

Woah.

'Jeff's character acts like nothing here bothers him but he cares a lot more than he lets on. He's also very vain' Fitting.

Abed began showing them more instances of his educated character analysis. Including Pierce with a broken leg. wanna guess the condition of Pierce's right leg as he stepped into the room.

Double Woah.

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The first run at the debate, Greendale failed miserably. 16-50. Annie and Farah with a combined score of 16 and Jeff with 0. Everyone hates Jeff. However, for day two, they had a plan.

The three Greendale Community College students spent an entire night researching. Practically hunting research the prove that man was as evil as can be. Annie refused to hurt her image. Jeff refused to hurt his ego. Eh, Farah was just there for support, but she never settled for anything below the best for herself  (aside from Greendale of course) and she was not about to start now.

Farah look out to the audience and made eye contact with the friends. They all came out to show their support for Greendale. She smiled fondly at the sign Abed made for them.

You can beat them, Beat the best.

'And as a German poet once wrote, snow falls form the heavens pure. We cannot blame the snow for being soiled by the earth. Man is good' their smug opposed chocked back tears. ZAnyone with working eyes could see he was faking. Except the judges of course. But the Greendale team didn't come to lose.

'Jeff Winger will now offer a two minute rebuttal'

Jeff got up confidently. They'd practiced this a thousand times. Hopefully he gets it right.

'In a Stanford study, 20 out of 21 students when given absolute power, abused and tortured their fellow classmates. My competitor likened people to pure, fallen snow, I would respond there is none righteous no not one. While Mr Simmons quote was from the great Franz Wickmeyer, mine was just from a simple desert handyman. Jesus.'

Sure only Shirley had erupted into cheers, but that meant City College felt threatened. They felt the heat. That meant Greendale was scoring in HOT.

The three students each took turns against the opposing team. Making their points confidently. All the tedious research they'd done way paying off.  They were impecable. Even Professor Whitman thought so.

However, they needed to go big. Simmons was going off book. That meant they were also planning something big. Shit.

He began rolling his wheelchair forward at a top speed and in confusion Farah and team got up from their seats on the stage. Suddenly their opponent was flung forward and Jeff held his hand out to catch him out of instinct. Then he finished his point 'He hates me, yet he caught me. Man is good' Cheers rang from City college.

This could not be happening. Especially not to Miss If i don't win i'm killing myself. Doesn't matter which of the girls you thought of first. They both refused to lose. Then Farah out of pure impulse ran forward, grabbed Jeff's face and planted a kiss on him. This caused him to immediately drop the man he was holding and place his hands on Farah's waist.

She then pulled away. 'He was horny and dropped him' she pointed to the fallen man. 'Man. is. Evil' silence fell from the auditorium!

"Greendale wins". announced the speaker.

Cheers fell from the excited lips of the few Greendale supporters. Except Abed.

This was mainly because he was shocked at what Farah did. He thought she liked him. He liked her back too. I mean he'd written a similar scene into his movie however he didn't expect it to manifest into real life. He was hurt. Maybe Farah didn't really like him and all those stares that to him were longing, meant a whole lot of nothing.

'Do that again and I'll hurt you. I call dibs on Jeff' Annie whispered

'Not planning on it. I'll just stick to Ab- Nevermind' she said wiping her lips from the kiss with Jeff 'Your little thing there disgusts me'

'No need to insult him. And you were totally about to say Abed's name. Oh my gosh you like Abed.' Annie exclaimed

'Maybe' Farah whispered. 'Please don't tell him though. I don't think he likes me back it that way.'

'O now appoint myself your personal wingwoman. You're welcome in advance'

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'Hey Abed.' Farah smiled 'What did you think of the debate'

'It was cool' He deadpanned. A little more dead than usual.

'By the way. That kiss it was purely to win.' She rambled 'Im pretty sure Jeff likes Annie. And he still has that thing for Britta. So purely platonic'

'Okay. Why are you you telling me this?' he asked

'Oh- Well' she stuttered 'Just in case you were confused or anything. So like it's all you know- good?'

'Yeah.'

'Yeahhh'

'Yeah. Wanna watch one of my new movies?'

'Sure. Any Goldfish at your place?'

'No but I do have those mini chocolate bars you like'

'Great' Farah smiled.

New question. How you you tell someone you like them. Especially when it's someone you've liked for years, but you only realized you liked them a few weeks ago.