It's a dark and chilly night, the leftover chilly still on the floor from the night prior.
Big brother sneaks downstairs to the house phone, and dials the number for your bitches.
He gets a hold of all those bitches you don't have and they speak in the spookiest gremlin voice.....
"Hello, this is the stripper from next door, AKA your aunt, how many I help thee?" Big brother holds his breath for way too long and speaks "I need to log into my Snapchat."
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Humorbig brother isn't allowed to have Snapchat on his personal phone so he sneaks it on the house phone. what will happen? will he successfully get laid? find out now at www.givemeurmoney.net!
