Total Drama Island My Way

Episode 1

Chris: Yo! We're coming out you live from camp wawanakwa. Somewhere in muskoka, Canada. Here we have the run-down cabins. Hungry bears. Hungrier bugs. The stinky outhouse where contestants confess their secrets. And, of course, Chef's disgusting food. Today 16 contestants will arrive and battle to be the last one standing and win $1 million dollars. I'm your host, Chris McLean, and this is... TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND!

(Intro)

Chris: Welcome back. Now let's meet the victims. (Laughs) I mean, campers. First up, Millie.

(A chubby black Canadian girl arrives and steps off the boat onto the dock)

Millie: Hi Chris, happy to be here.

Chris: Welcome Millie, just go over here is fine.

Millie: (Confessional) I'm here to write a novel about the epic fail that is my own generation. I mean my parents generation became famous by saving lives, where as my generation just gets famous by live streaming themselves doing stupid stuff.

Chris: Next up, Axel.

(The next speedboat arrived with an angry looking lightskin girl with her hair tied up in a ponytail)

Axel: I'm here to win, and take down every zombie on this island.

Chris: There are no zombies on this island.

Axel: Yet.

Chris: Whatever, over there please. Next up, Lauren.

(The next speedboat arrives with a scary looking girl)

Scary Girl: (Giggles)

Chris: Welcome.

Scary Girl: You should stop looking at me.

Chris: Well then, go over there so we can look at our next camper, Priya.

(The next speedboat showed up with a Indian-Canadian girl wearing blue)

Priya: OMG hi Chris! My parents are huge fans of yours!

Chris: Thanks, I think. Go over there please.

Priya: (Confessional) I'm a pretty athletic person, so there's nothing I'm not ready for.

Chris: Oh, here comes Chase.

(A speedboat was arriving very fast with an East-Asian Canadian guy in a red hoodie was doing some waterskiing. The guy was waving at his fellow competitors. He lost balance and begin to fumble. The speedboat stopped abruptly and he went flying right into Priya)

(Both of them groaned in pain. Chris decided to laugh)

Priya: (Confessional) Okay that I certainly wasn't ready for.

Chris: Hilarious wipeout Chase. (Laughs)

(Priya Opens her eyes to find Chase on top of her)

Priya: (Surprised) Oh, oh my.

Chase: Sorry, my bad. Here I'll help you up. (Gets off Priya and helps her up)

Priya: Thanks.

Chase: Sure. Tho you gotta admit, it was one epic wipeout wasn't it? It would have made a great video for my live stream.

Priya: Live stream?

Chase: Yep, it's called 3 guys in a beach house!

Millie: Isn't called 3 guys and a girl in a beach house?