Oh my mother fucking lordy lord if this hoe does not shit up I'm going to kill myself.
Yin yu sat there, staring at the man in front of him. His black eyebags accentuated his sunken, tired orbs. (Yes, it's Wattpad what do you expect I gotta add the orbs somehow) he was desperately trying to not fall asleep litsetning to him yap. His flat ass hurt from sitting too long.
"He's so fine😍"
"His highness is so gorgeous!"
"Geges ass is so fat and fuckable🥵😋😩"
All of these were some of the countless songs of praise and fluttery, meaningless words that Hua Cheng JUST DID NOT KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP ABOUT.
There sat the motherfucker, eye closed, probably imagining some doujinshi type shit of his highness.
And poor yin you, our overworked and probably not even paid Waning Moon Officer was sitting across from him, bound by his occupation to just offer advice on which specific hairstyle Chegzhu should wear, a braid or a side ponytail?
At one point he fell asleep.
"Apparently he knows how to swallow swords😋, once I use my level 69 alpha skibidi rizz on him ill have to test..."
Hua cheng trailed off, glancing at yin yus asleep form.
"Bitch, I'm taking that of your paycheck🙄🙄"
He huffed, now who would listen to him yapp about dianxia? He freakishly flashes a devious grin when he remembered He Xuan, his soon to be victim.
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Nether water manor
"Eeeewwww!!!! bitch, you need to wash your asshole better, it smells like tuna in here!!🤢🤮😋!1"
He xuan already regretted letting Hua cheng in.
"So have you heard about our lord and savior, his highness the crown prince?
Not this again. Please.
"Yeah, I heard he has a pretty fat ass, of course, if I heard any one such as mentioned dianxia in their conversation and just so happened to also talk about his level 30 gyatt I would bash their head in!"
If there really is a jun wu out there, please forgive this sinner and spare me.
"Apparently there was a kid who, like, fell or sum and he, like... got to be carried in his arms. That's like really romantic, right? I bet he's really hot and attractive lollll"
At that moment, he xuan had had enough, and strangled Hua cheng cutely he was so kawaii moe moe uwu sempai owo sugoi Chan~!
The end lol (laugh) (haha) (XD)
I ran out of ideas and I m tired
