𝗚𝗥𝗪𝗥 [twst x reader]

25. that was disgusting... do it again

[Deuce is online!]

YUU
Can you not message us only when theres a hot person to simp over

YUU
like there are other things in life

(Y/N)
Tell that to ace

YUU
???

ACE
UNCALLED FOR

DEUCE
Wait, isnt this the first years gc?

[Jack is online!]

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Oh shit my bad

YUU
Dumbass

JACK
What is going on?

YUU
(Y/N) simping over some stranger again

DEUCE
Did you get his name this time?

(Y/N)
...no

ACE
DUMBASS

(Y/N)
i get nervous around pretty ppl idk how to ask for a name 😔

DEUCE
It's okay! That happens sometimes

(Y/N)
Aww ty deuce 💕

ACE
YOURE A FUCKING DUMBASS 👹

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CALL ME DUMBASS ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA SKIN YOU WITH A VEGETABLE PEELER THEN PUT YOU INTO AN INDUSTRIAL SHREDDER AND USE YOUR CARTILAGE AS THE CRUNCHY BITS IN SLIME ASMR

ACE
...🧏🤫🏃

DEUCE
Ngl that was a good threat 👏

(Y/N)
Thank you deuce 💯‼️

JACK
What am I even looking at?

(Y/N)
Bo burnham comedy

YUU
Going back to the first message

YUU
I'm going to guess that the said 'hot guy' is a white-haired ghostly pale crusty no vitamin d creep again

JACK
"again"?

(Y/N)
NAH BRO WAS MELANIN RICH DW ✌️

JACK
...

ACE
JACK HIDE OR THEY'LL GET YOU NEXT

(Y/N)
bro is cute but dw i'm loyal to my hubby Idia 💋

(Y/N)
And Silver and Azul and grocery guy and

JACK
Am I supposed to be flattered?

ACE
No.

(Y/N)
ANYWAYS

(Y/N)
Yuu how is your quest w homelessness going 😃

ACE
The switch up 💀

YUU
We're gonna finish this nonsense today

YUU
Plus Leona snores so loudly and he keeps throwing his heavyass legs over me and I swear that guy weighs a hundred tons

ACE
Eat the rich

(Y/N)
How wonderful 😊

(Y/N)
YO WAIT