Everyone was stuck on Heavenly host Elementary school, But at this point no one split up everyone is in the same place. Even Jin, Lars and Roger Jr. From Tekken.
Silence for 1 hours then Yoshiki starts to talk.
Yoshiki: Would you guys consider Jerking off as a Sport!
Everyone gasped.
Satoshi: What are you Talking about?
Seiko: You're not alone Yoshiki, I consider that as Sport.
Ayumi: What the fuck Weirdo?!
Then Yoshiko pointed at Satoshi
Yoshiki: I don't know about you Motherfucker but i consider that shit to be a Sport okay?
Seiko: Me too! Me too!
Lars: Well you're not alone there kiddo, I did that
Jin: Yeah on A Fucking robot. Robophile.
Lars: Shut up!
Morishige: Wait aren't you 2 came from Tekken?
Roger Jr.: *Kangaroo Sounds*
Ayumi: A Fucking Kangaroo?!
Naomi: Kangaroo with a Punching bag?!?!
Yoshiki: If People can sit back and label Goddamn Golf which is the boringest fucking sport ever. Think about it, What the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf my dude?!
Seiko: Uhm... He's right!
Yuka: Yeah Onee-chan! He's right!
Morishige: Yeah!
Kizami: Tf but i guess he got a point tho.
Lars and Roger Jr. Agrees.
Yoshiki: Golf is fucking Boring! Say it with me!
Yuka, Seiko, Morishige, Kizami, Lars, Roger Jr.: Golf is Fucking Boring!!
Yoshiki: All you doing is hitting a goddamn golf club. "Oh my god that's a long as birdie man, nice birdie, nice put, and it went 258..."
Kurosaki: *Crying because he play golf*
Yoshiki: get the fuck outta here nobody cares about that boring ass shit. Who the fuck really watches golf my dude? Nobody gives a fuck. It makes dudes fall asleep.
Kurosaki: *Left the room and he jumps on the gap*
Everyone: Eh?!
Yoshiki: Fishing on the other hand... What the fuck are you really doing athletically my dude in fishing?
Sachiko: *Cries*
Sachiko: That's it, Y'all get the fuck out of this school and jerk y'all penises if y'all want!! I don't wanna hear your shits!!
Earthquake happened and everyone came back to normal. Because of what the fuck did Yoshiki rant about...
The end because i ran out of shits.
YOU ARE READING
my Shitpost via Corpse party fanfiction
FanfictionAbout some random shits about Corpse party
