The Secret Ring Of Hell (WELCOME HOME AU)

Prologue

You all know the seven rings of hell...Pride, Greed, Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Sloth, Wrath...but what if I told you there was a secret ring of hell? You'd say I'm crazy...but it's true...there's a secret ring of hell...and it's actually more colorful than you expect! and its' inhabitants don't even know that they are in hell! They think they live in this colorful neighborhood, full of wonder and curiosity! But...they don't know what's farther beyond the forest...

"Childhood is the best of all the seasons of life, and the longer it lasts with happy memories, the stronger the emotional stability in adulthood." 

-Venugopal Acharya

I know you're there neighbor...Reading this...

I'm not sure how I get here really but I knew I fell into Hell, into the Pride ring initially. I was simply walking around, but then I saw these weird trees...and a pathway...It was odd but I decided to follow the path, cause I was like fuck it! I ain't got nothing better to do. But as I walked through the path...something changed in my form. I looked like that of a puppet? It was odd but I didn't care, until I saw it...The house with eyes and a yellow person wearing a blue cardigan, rainbow pants, a blue pompadour and a huge smile on his face. I was so confused and so I slowly walked up.

"Hello there new neighbor! What brings you to this humble neighborhood?"

"Well uhm...I don't know...I just walked in here and, didn't realize how colorful this was...more colorful then hell out there..."

"Hell? Whatever do you mean neighbor...we don't live in Hell silly goose!"

"Then...what is this?"

"Well this is Home! Welcome Home Neighbor!"

Fuck...