Zooble: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.
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Kinger: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
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Pomni: So Kinger, how did your first time cooking dinner go?
Kinger: Pretty good if I do say so myself.
Pomni: Oo! Okay, what are we having?
Kinger: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.
Pomni: A whole potato?
Kinger: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!
Pomni: These just look like big slabs of black.
Kinger: Because that's what they are!
Kinger: And then for desert, we have chocolate.
Pomni: These are just chocolate chips?
Kinger: They sure are!
Kinger: And then for drinks, we have toast!
Kinger: *lifts up a gla-- of blended toast* Bon appetite!
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Pomni: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.
Kinger: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?
Pomni: I like the way you think
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Jax, singing: He's making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's on thin fricking ice
Zooble, also singing: Santa Claus is calling you out!
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Gangle: Can we get a birthday cake?
Kinger: It's not your birthday.
Gangle: The cake won't know!
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Ragatha: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—
Pomni, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!
Ragatha: I'M NOT DONE!
Ragatha: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl—
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