If I was best friends with Bill Cipher XP
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(Takes place after Weirdmagdon)
Bill Cipher didn't actually die, and Punky brings him to their secret hideout.
Together, Bill and Punky bring chaos to each town they visit, all the whi...
Bill notices and turns to them. "Yes, Miss Punky?"
Punky cringes.
"What's wrong?" Bill asks.
"You called me 'miss'." Punky says.
"...Yes...because you are a girl." Bill says.
Punky stands up in protest. "I am not a girl!"
"...You're a boy?" Bill asks.
"No! I don't have a gender!" Punky exclaims.
"Huh?" Bill scratches his head.
"I'm non binary!" Punky exclaims.
"Oh. OH! Oh, my gosh, I'm so sorry!" Bill exclaims.
Punky rolls their eyes. "That's okay, I guess."
"You should really wear a pin that says that." Bill says. "Here." He snaps his finger and makes a small pin appear out of thin air.
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He hands it to Punky.
"Wow, thanks!" Punky pins the pin on her top hat. She squeals excitedly and hugs Bill.
"Gah!" Bill exclaims.
"Thank youuuu!" Punky exclaims.
"Let go of me!" Bill exclaims.
"Never!" Punky exclaims.
"Let. Go." Bill says in a threatening tone.
Punky lets go. "Sorry, sorry."
Bill brushes himself off. "It's alright."
"I just got excited." Punky says.
"Whatever." Bill rolls his eye.
"Are we friends?" Punky asks.
"What?" Bill asks.
"Are we friends?" Punky asks again.
"No, we most certainly are not." Bill says.
"Oh." Punky hangs their head.
Bill sighs. "But..."
Punky whips their head back up. "But?"
"But...maybe we could be friends over time..." Bill says.
Punky grins. They hug Bill again. "Yippieeee!"
"GET OFFA ME!!!" Bill exclaims.
Punky lets go of Bill. "Again, sorry."
"It's alright." Bill brushes himself off again. He turns back to the chalkboard. "As I say was saying miss Pun--"
Punky cuts him off. "Again. Not a miss."
"Then what should I refer to you as?" Bill asks.
"Mx. Punky." Punky says.
"....Mix?" Bill says, confused.
"No. Mx. It's pronounced Mix or Max, but spelled like M-X." Punky explains.
"That...makes no sense..." Bill says.
Punky shrugs. "Maybe not. But please refer to me as Mx."
"...Okay..." Bill says. Then he gets an idea. An awful idea. An awful, terrible idea. "Miss Punky."
Punky's eyes glow red. "I told you to call me Mx." They say angrily.
"Miss Punky." Bill says again.
Punky takes out a pocket knife and holds it up to Bill's eye. "I. Said. Mx." They say in a threatening tone.
Bill's eye widens. "O-okay! M-Mx.!"
Punky takes the pocket knife away and puts it in their pocket.
"A-a-anyways..." Bill turns to the chalkboard. "Mx. Punky, anger is another way to create chaotic creatures. Observe." Bill thinks of how much he hates humans. Besides Punky... He thinks. Wait, no! Focus! He makes a giant frog appear out of thin air and stomp on the trees.
Punky claps. "Wow."
Bill snaps his fingers and the frog disappers. "Now you try."
Punky thinks of how much they hate Homophobic people. Their eyes glow red and they make a bigger bird appear. They snap their fingers and the bird starts flying away to another town.
"W-where did you make it go?" Bill asks nervously.
"To go kill all the Homophobic people in the world." Punky says in a distorted voice.
"W-wait, what!?" Bill exclaims.
"You heard me." Punky says in a distorted voice.
"B-but, that's half the population!" Bill exclaims.
"I hate Homophobic people." Punky says in a distorted voice. They smile evilly.
Bill grabs their shoulders. "Punky, snap out of it!"
Punky's eyes stop glowing red, and they stare at Bill.
"You've gotta stop the bird!" Bill exclaims.
Punky nods. They snap their fingers, and the bird disappears. They break down in tears. "I'm so sorry."
Bill hugs them. "It's okay."
"I'm so sorry." Punky says again. "I don't know what came over me."
"It's okay, it's okay." Bill says. He lets go of Punky.
Punky smiles. "You're a good teacher."
"You're a good student." Bill says. He turns back to the chalkboard. "As we just saw, anger is a good way to cause chaos. But as we also saw, your anger can get out of conro--" He stops talking, and drops his chalk.
