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Testing Testing 1, 2, 3

Rose Light: No, that's totally wrong.

Rainbow Dash: See? Wrong again.

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know anypony that's read more Daring Do and Poppy Cloud books than you.

Rainbow Dash: Well, that's not going to get me into the Wonderbolts.

Rose Light: And your knowledge of jokes and pranks is only rivaled by Pinkie.

Rainbow Dash: Great. My years of being a class clown prevented me from actually learning how to learn!

Twilight Sparkle: That's not what I meant. You're smart, creative, inventive, and– ugh! Hey! I know you're upset, but you don't need to—

[Rainbow Helicopter blades whirring]

Rose Light: Whoa... I almost slammed into that!

Rainbow Dash: I know. You were jabbering on so much you didn't even notice.

Twilight Sparkle: But how did you notice? You were listening and talking to me the whole time!

Rainbow Dash: Ha-hah, you're such a rookie. An experienced flyer like me knows how to multitask.

Rose Light: While you fly?

Rainbow Dash: It's essential! Yes, I was paying attention to you, but was also scanning the sky and the ground for any problems.

Twilight Sparkle: Really?

Rainbow Dash: Flying's not just flying!

[sound of VHS rewinding]

Rainbow Dash: In order to stay safe in the sky, I've got to hear and see everything down to the littlest details. For instance, I saw Apple Bloom, Coconut Harvest, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo come out of Sugarcube Corner, and from the looks of it, they had carrot cupcakes with sprinkles. And I'm thinking Big Mac sold a huge order of apples to Filthy Rich, 'cause I heard him give a very hearty—

Big Mac and Rainbow Dash: "Eeyup".

Rainbow Dash: I always make note of everything when I fly. No biggie.

Rose Light: [gasps] Oh, my gosh!

Rainbow Dash: What?

Twilight Sparkle: Gotta go!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, I get it. I wouldn't want to hang out with a loser like me either. [sad groan]

[thunder rumbles]

Rose Light: Thanks for meeting me, everypony.

Applejack: What is it, Twilight and Rose?

Twilight Sparkle: We have to help Rainbow Dash.

[telescope creaks]

Fluttershy: Yes, but how?

Rarity: We've tried every kind of studying. My way, your way...

Rose Light: But we haven't tried Rainbow Dash's way.

Pinkie Pie: Hmm, I'm intrigued.

[records scratching]

Twilight Sparkle: Okay. Listen up, ponies, here's the plan. [unintelligible whispering]

Rose Light: Hey, Rainbow. Wanna go for a fly?

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Sure. Got nothing better to do. Didn't we just do this?

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but like you said, I'm such a newbie, I need all the practice I can get.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well, I'm sure you'll become a great flyer in no time. After all, you're good at everything.

Rose Light: So... what's going on?