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Testing Testing 1, 2, 3

Rarity: And I am just the pony to help!

Rainbow Dash: Rarity, you look ridiculous.

Rarity: I am going to ignore that comment out of my desire to help you.

Rainbow Dash: Good luck.

Rarity: Get ready, Rainbow Dash, for I am going to take you on an historical adventure in fashion! I am now modeling the rather unattractive, and frankly itchy, original Wonderbolts flying costume. Fortunately, thanks to the vision of Flair d'Mare, the Wonderbolts ensemble became more streamlined in a wonderfully breathable fabric. Of course, there were fashion hits... and misses. Just look at those dreadful bell-bottoms. What were ponies thinking?

Pinkie Pie: I dunno. I bet General Flash rocked these thangs!

Rainbow Dash: [yelps] Pinkie, you're real!

Pinkie Pie: Of course I'm real! I mean I'm not the real General Flash, the tenth leader of the Wonderbolts, but I, Pinkie, am really real.

Fluttershy: And I'm Admiral Fairy Flight, from the seventh squadron.

Rose Light: And of course you recognize Commander Easyglider.

Applejack: And I'm sportin' some sort of getup worn by Colonel Purple Dart.

Rainbow Dash: [panicked breathing]

Rarity: Just look at us.

Twilight Sparkle: Look at us.

Pinkie Pie: Look at me!

Rainbow Dash: It's too much for my eyes!

Applejack: Now, don't you fret, Rainbow. This fashion show nonsense wouldn't help me learn nothin', either.

[beat]

Rainbow Dash: Really? Well, what special study trick do you have, AJ?

Applejack: Who, me? Oh, I got nothing.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs]

Applejack: Why, I could tell you every little thing there is to know about the history of apples, but I picked all that up over years in the field as a labor of love. How much time you got?

Rainbow Dash: Twelve hours.

Applejack: Oh, then you are up a creek.

Rose Light: Oh, I think we should just go back to old-fashioned studying.

Fluttershy: What about our play?

Rarity: Just look at these costumes! Surely something resonates with your inner Wonderbolt!

Applejack: And Granny Smith discovered the first granny smith in Fillydelphia, when she was just a filly!

Pinkie Pie:!Commander Easyglider was the real cream of the crop—.

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, stop rapping! That isn't gonna help Rainbow!

Pinkie Pie: Well, I suggest you put down your silly cards of flash, for I know that they cannot help our good friend Rainbow Dash!

Main cast sans Rainbow Dash: [arguing]

Rainbow Dash: Enough! No rapping, no cards, no costumes, no play, and no apples! I am never gonna pass this test, ever! Just forget it!

Rose Light: [panting] Rainbow, I'm sorry about all that! We didn't mean to overwhelm you!

Rainbow Dash: It's okay. You were just trying to help. It's just too bad I'm too dumb to learn anything.

Twilight Sparkle: You are not dumb! You just learn differently!

Rainbow Dash: If by "differently" you mean "not at all", then you're totally right.