Discord

Testing Testing 1, 2, 3

Rainbow Dash: Oh, who's that, who's that?

Fluttershy: Celestia and Luna, back when they were happy.

Opalescence: [mewls]

[Tank's and Eagon's gyrocopter buzzing]

Rainbow Dash: Uh... now what?

Fluttershy: Gummy's an Earth pony, Winona's a unicorn, and Tank and Eagon are Pegasi.

Twilight Sparkle: They're the E.U.P., helping to protect the Princess.

Rainbow Dash: Uh, how are you getting all this?

[crunch]

Fluttershy: Oh, no!

[various thuds and crunches]

Rainbow Dash: Stop, stop, stop! That was aw—.

Pinkie Pie: Awesome! I give it three woohoo's! Woohoo, woohoo, woohoo! And an extra "woo" for good measure! Woo!

Rainbow Dash: Well, I give it a "whoa, whoa, what?" I'm totally confused and I just wanna go home... Whoa– hey!

Pinkie Pie: Whoa your woes there, woeful. Some ponies learn through theatrical presentation, but other ponies learn through musical intervention. [beatboxing, turntable scratching noises] Well, back in ancient times, there were the Wonderbolts of old, a general named Firefly, amazing and so...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: Bold!

Pinkie Pie: She brought them all together, spreading unity...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: In flight!

Pinkie Pie: Performing at their very best with wonder...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: And with might!

Pinkie Pie: There's Admiral Fairweather and the Colonel Purple...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: Dart!

Pinkie Pie: Gave Wonderbolts a bit of steel along with...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: Lots of heart!

Pinkie Pie: An admiral named Fairy Flight and general called...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: Flash!

Pinkie Pie: Helped the 'bolts fly super high...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: With style and panache!

Pinkie Pie: Commander Easyglider was the real cream of...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: The crop!

Pinkie Pie: For with her wicked moves, the Wonderbolts...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: Soared to the top!

Pinkie Pie: Wonderbolts, yeah! Wonderbolts...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: Huh!

Pinkie Pie: Wonderbolts, yeah! Wonderbolts...

Pinkie Pie, Goldengrape, and Dr. Hooves: Unh!

Pinkie Pie: That is my rappin' history of the Wonderbolts! So, d'you get it?

Rainbow Dash: Yes, Pinkie Pie! [poorly imitating rap-style sounds] General This and Colonel That, they're the Wonderbolts, something that rhymes with that!

Pinkie Pie: That... was pretty terrible.

Rainbow Dash: What?! No... really? But I've gotta learn this stuff! Now!