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Testing Testing 1, 2, 3

Rainbow Dash: Celestia's cereal celebration.

Rose Light: The Wonderbolts were given their name by this famous Pegasus. Who is she? [to herself] Please don't say Colonel Waffle...

Rainbow Dash: Hello? General Blazing Donut Glaze! [scoffs] So, did I ace it or what?

Twilight Sparkle: Or what. You didn't get one answer correct.

Rainbow Dash: What? But– but how?

Rose Light: I don't know. I've never heard answers so wrong! And so breakfast-related!

Rainbow Dash: [stomach growls]

Twilight Sparkle: If you had taken the official test today...

Rainbow Dash: [gasps] My dreams of being in the Wonderbolts Reserve would have been totally crushed! [gasps] What am I gonna do? I'm running out of time! I don't know any of this history! I'm gonna fail!

[door opens]

Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna fail, I'm gonna fail! And it's all your fault!

Rose Light: My fault?! I'm the one helping you!

Rainbow Dash: Maybe your famous study methods aren't all they're cracked up to be, eh, teacher?!

Twilight Sparkle: Excuse me, I've used them to study for many a test and passed!

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right.

Rose Light: Do you know the name of the premiere Wonderbolts choreographer?

Rainbow Dash: Uh, well—

Twilight Sparkle: Commander Easyglider. Do you know how many Pegasi flew in the original squad?

Rainbow Dash: Um—

Rose Light: Seven! Do you know Princess Celestia's favorite flight pattern?! The Icaranian Sun Salutation! See? I could pass the test.

Rainbow Dash: Fine! Rub it in, why don't ya? Besides, I don't see why I have to take this lousy test anyway. I've proven I'm one of the best flyers around.

Twilight Sparkle: Knowing their origin and being able to properly represent them for all of Equestria is just as important.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, right. Some history buff like you must have made that up to bring us flyers down.

Rose Light: Knowing history actually is beneficial, Rainbow.

Rainbow Dash: [blows raspberry] Beneficial for eggheads!

Fluttershy: Girls.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, this egghead knows history and can fly. Maybe I should become a Wonderbolt.

Rainbow Dash: Just 'cause you've got wings, doesn't mean you can fly!

Fluttershy: Girls!

Rainbow Dash: You're barely able to just get off the ground!

Rose Light: [gasps]

Rainbow Dash, Rose Light and Twilight Sparkle: [grunts]

Fluttershy: Girls! Stop! Now, is that any way to talk to a friend?

Twilight Sparkle: Sorry.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, sorry.

Fluttershy: Don't you have more important things to do? Like prepare Rainbow for her big test?

Rose Light: I've tried everything, Fluttershy, but none of my study methods work for her.

Fluttershy: Well, no offense to your teaching methods, Twilight and Rose, but I think I may have a way to help Rainbow.