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Testing Testing 1, 2, 3

Rose Light: No.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Can't we just watch the history of the Wonderbolts movie?!

Twilight Sparkle: No! Now, just get comfortable, and experience the magic of learning. Ahem. Prior to the great Celestia/Luna rift, there was no need for the Earth, Unicorn, Pegasi, or E.U.P., Guard.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs]

[stool creaks and thuds]

Rose Light: But after Luna's banishment, the Protective Pony Platoons were formed. On the anniversary of the first Celestial year of peace, a celebration was held.

[stool continues creaking]

Owlowiscious: [starts hooting, continues under]

Spike: [starts drumming, continues under]

Twilight Sparkle: Headed by General Firefly, an elite team of aerial performers were chosen to help celebrate this auspicious occasion. The first performance was so full of energy, so highly charged, that magical lightning showered down on the crowd. Everypony was so filled with amazement and wonder that General Firefly dubbed them "the Wonderbolts"!

[Spike and Owlowiscious stop; stool continues creaking]

Rose Light: Rainbow Dash, can you repeat any of my lesson?

[stool creaks]

[thud]

[horn honks]

Rainbow Dash: [snorts, laughs]

[cards rustling]

Twilight Sparkle: History lecture... nope. [sighs] Okay, Rainbow– Rainbow? Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow Dash: Here!

Rose Light: Let's move on to my favorite style of learning: flashcards!

Rainbow Dash: Oh, does that mean I'll learn in a flash?

Twilight Sparkle: One can only hope. [inhales] Colonel Purple Dart, the leader of the Wonderbolts in the Fourth Celestial Era, was known for his– wha?! Rainbow! Did you see what happened?

Rainbow Dash: What? No! I was... riveted by your captivating cards!

Rose Light: Hmm... After becoming the official flying squadron for Princess Celestia, she honored them with– Gotcha!

Rainbow Dash: Got what?

[beat]

Twilight Sparkle: The original Wonderbolts lightning bolt insignia was– [yelps] Rainbow Dash, you could've hurt me!

Rainbow Dash: With a spit wad? Really?

Rose Light: A spit wad to the eye would have been no laughing matter!

[snap]

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you can horse around like this, then you clearly must be ready for the test.

Rainbow Dash: Clearly.

Rose Light: Well then, I guess you're also ready for a...

[teleporting noise]

Twilight Sparkle: Pop quiz!

Rainbow Dash: Bring it!

[teleporting noise]

Rose Light: The initials E.U.P. stand for what?

Rainbow Dash: Ernie's undercooked pancakes.

Twilight Sparkle: The original aerial team performed for...?