(I swear I had an idea for this, but now it's just a shitpost... I'm sorry)
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"Wait, you want... what?"
"Magic artifacts. You see, I have this condition where-"
"No, no... you're telling me that you are going to eat literal magic items? Like... chew and swallow actual weapons, clothing, and jewelry?"
"Well... yes."
(Y/n) was about to have a fucking aneurysm.
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Fanfiction(I'm an author on Wattpad. If you are reading this on a different website it is stolen.) I sold my soul to BG3, so now it's your fucking problem. This is probably gonna mostly be Astarion thirst because I have a serious addiction. Haven't figured ou...
