Discord

Keep Calm and Flutter On With Rose

Rose Light: That does explain the paper eating...

Twilight Sparkle: He ate them?! Ugggghhhh!

Fluttershy: But we aren't gonna need a spell. He's already really considering being reformed! He said so.

Twilight Sparkle: And you believed him?

Rose Light: If she's going to be his friend, she has to start by giving him the benefit of the doubt! Tell you what. Bring all the ponies over for a dinner party this evening, and I'll bet his manners will have really improved by then. I'll even get him to put the cottage back on the ground first.

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] Alright. Dinner it is.

Rainbow Dash: Ugh, I can't believe we're having a dinner party with Discord!

Rarity: This evening is sure to be a disaster. Glad I didn't bother wearing my fanciest outfit.

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy and Rose thinks this is the way to reform Discord and asked us to give it a chance.

[door opens]

Discord: Oh, our pony guests! [upper class voice] We're so delighted that you've come. Please, do come in.

Fluttershy: See what a beautiful job he did helping? Discord set the entire table himself. I'm so proud.

Discord: May I take your... [clears throat] hats, ladies?

Twilight Sparkle: Hang on to your elements, girls. It's gonna be a bumpy night.

Rose Light: As you all know, Princess Celestia hoped we'd help Discord use his magic for good instead of evil.

[splat]

Fluttershy: Pinkie Pie, care for some gravy?

Pinkie Pie: You bet!

Discord: Allow me.

[magic pop]

[animate gravy boat panting like a dog]

Pinkie Pie: Oh, what a cute little gravy boat you are! Yes you are! Yes you are!

Rainbow Dash: That's one creepy little gravy boat if you ask me.

Rose Light: Oh, come on now, Dashie. You're not even giving this a chance.

[pouring]

Rainbow Dash: Hey! That's hot!

Discord: Whoops! [chuckles] I'm so sorry!

Rainbow Dash: He did that on purpose!

Discord: Oh, well, I don't know about that. Mistakes happen. Oh, look, everypony, dancing candles!

Rainbow Dash: I'm not falling for that! Discord's just trying to distract us from–

[poking noises]

Rainbow Dash: [grunts] Hey! Knock it off! I suppose that's another "mistake"?

Discord: No, I think you just made them mad.

Twilight Sparkle: There's something fishy going on.

[splashes]

Fluttershy: Discord?

Discord: Well, it's hardly my fault if the soup tureen finds the term "something fishy" to be offensive.

Rarity: Not the dress! Not the dress!

[splashes]

Applejack: That tureen's only doin' what you're makin' it do!

Rose Light: Now let's not jump to any conclusions.

Rainbow Dash: Fluttershy and Rose! Can't you see what he's doing? He's playing innocent with you two so you two will never agree to use the Elements of Harmony against him!