Discord

Keep Calm and Flutter On With Rose

Discord: [sarcastically] The Stare? Oh no, please, not that! Anything but your disapproving eyeballs! [laughs] Oh no! No no no, stop! No, no! [strangled noises] I can't! Stop! I can't take it anymore! I'll do whatever you say! Because... [laughs] You're hilarious! [laughs]

Twilight Sparkle: If it turns out we need to use our elements against you, I'm sure we can convince Princess Celestia it was for a good reason!

Discord: Mmm... I suppose that's correct. [snaps fingers]

[bunny chittering]

Discord: [snaps fingers on tail]

[beavers chittering]

Discord: [to audience, under his breath] Oopsie! [normally] Well, it looks like I know where I'll be crashing while I'm being "reformed"... With you, Fluttershy and Rose Light. [laughs]

Rose Light: Oh, dear.

Fluttershy: He may be horrible, but that doesn't mean we have to act the same way. We should at least try to be hospitable. [to Angel] You don't mind giving up your favorite spot on the couch, do you, Angel Bunny?

Angel: [angry squeaking]

Rose Light: Oh, I'm sorry about Angel. Are you alright?

Discord: Oh, yes. Thank you, Fluttershy and Rose Light, for your concern. If only your pony friends could be as considerate...

Rainbow Dash: Don't listen to him, Fluttershy and Rose Light! He's just trying to drive a wedge between us like he always does and he's trying to turn you evil.

Discord: Now why in the world would I ever try to do a thing like that?

Rainbow Dash: So we can't unite and use the Elements of Harmony against you, that's why!

Discord: I never thought of that...

Rainbow Dash: You big liar!

Discord: Now, look who's a liar. Anyone can plainly see that I'm not big at all.

[crash]

Discord: Oops. [snaps fingers] There, all better.

[cracks tail like a whip]

Applejack: I can't watch...

Rainbow Dash: We'll be outside.

Twilight Sparkle: You sure you're okay with this?

Fluttershy: I know it's not gonna be easy, but Princess Celestia's counting on me. And... I think I actually know what to do.

Twilight Sparkle: You do?

Angel Bunny: [angry squeaking, continues under]

Rose Light: I think the key is to have Fluttershy befriend him like how you guys did with me. Being kind to him and letting him be my house guest is probably the best way to do that.

Twilight Sparkle: And you really think that'll work?

Fluttershy: I think it's worth a try.

Twilight Sparkle: Okay, but if you need us, all you need to do is whisper "help", and we'll be back here with our elements. [to Discord] So watch that goat-legged step of yours, pal!

Discord: Wh-what?! Look at me! I'm practically reformed already.

[door closes]

Rarity: They're really alright with him staying there?

Twilight Sparkle: That's what they said.

Rainbow Dash: Personally, I think we should come up with a backup plan, in case this whole "befriending" business doesn't work out.