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estella harper. . .   alienated babyfreak 👽
eloise hampshire. . . it's me, eloise!
milena solano. . . cherrybaby 🍒
milo callaghan. . . furry bitch

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furry bitch
did you guys know that
the human anus can fit up
to two full sized raccoons?

cherrybaby 🍒
??? what

furry bitch
hey! finally i got y'all's
attention 🫡

cherrybaby 🍒
dude where did you
get that from??

it's me, eloise!
milo is that actually
a real fact?

cherrybaby 🍒
no yeah, how did you
figure that out...

furry bitch
are you insinuating that
i currently have two raccoons
up my anus? cause you're wrong.

alienated babyfreak 👽
i leave my phone alone for five
minutes and suddenly we're
talking about THIS!?

cherrybaby 🍒
don't blame eloise and i!?
it's all milo's fault.

furry bitch
okay what the hell,
i was literally just trying
to get your guys' attention!

cherrybaby 🍒
you could've easily
texted, "hey guys!"
instead of that..

furry bitch
okay well i learned
that fact from a tiktok i saw
earlier today; thought i should
let y'all know while also
asking a question!!?

cherrybaby 🍒
... what's so important about
this question of yours that you
had to traumatize us? :/

alienated babyfreak 👽
milo if you're asking to go to
the zoo again i refuse. nobody wants
to hear about your elephant poop facts..

it's me, eloise!
right! last time we went,
you kept on making monkey noises.

alienated babyfreak 👽
we almost got kicked out because
you screamed at the snakes.

cherrybaby 🍒
i agree. no more zoos
until we're allowed at the one in
Houston again.

it's me, eloise!
that isn't until we're unbanned
in another two years?

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