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Muichiro: Nah, she's "ugly" though. But ain't your dad leave you when you was three?

Zenitsu: That man never came back, did he?

Random: Alright, you guys going way too far, I was just messing with her...

Inosuke: Nah nah nah

Mikey: She's "ugly" though.

Kazutora: But ain't your cousin get into a car accident?

Mikey: That man's still paralyzed to this day. But she's "ugly" huh?

Random: Bro, my cousin? You know he can't walk, I was just playing with you.

Takemichi: Nah...jit needs new friends...

Chifuyu: That's crazy.

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Random: That boy Takemichi, Ay, where you going with those long ahh shoes?

Takemichi: My shoes long?

Takemichi looked down but then, from a table nearby, Y/N spoke up.

Y/N: Wait, ain't your granny on life support? How you gonna pull the plug right now, bet she stopped breathing, turning to dust. Don't mess with him.

Chifuyu: Nah...she went after his grandma...

Random: Ay, chill out bruh...I was just playing...

Mikey: Nah nah nah, his shoes long.

Kazutora: But didn't the whole football team pass your sister on like a football and you still didn't do nothing about it.

Chifuyu: Oh, nah...They just crossed the line...

Random: Bro, my sister? 😭

Mikey: What you crying for? His shoes long.

Chifuyu: But wait! Ain't your uncle been blind for three years?

Akkun: Put some Netflix on for him.

Kakucho: I bet he can't watch it, put it on.

Takemichi: Nah...ain't no way Chifuyu joined...he ain't coming back from that one...there's just no way...that's crazy.

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Random: Ay, good game.

Tanjiro: Thank you, I appreciate that.

Random: Nah, I'm playing with you, you trash.

Y/N: He's trash? Wait, don't you got STD's? Don't act like we ain't hear about you, we all know.

Takemichi: Nah, jit got exposed...

Random: Ay, why you doing the most? I was just playing with him...

Zenitsu: Nah nah nah, he's trash though. But ain't your girls pictures get leaked?

Inosuke: The whole schools seen her.

Takemichi: Nah...they went after his girl...

Random: You gonna chill out talking about my girl though.

Kanao: Nah, but he's trash though.

Muichiro: But ain't your little brother get killed in a drive-by shooting like two weeks ago?

Genya: They still ain't find out who did it.

Y/N: And it's crazy because I know, but I ain't gonna tell them.

Random: So you not gonna tell me who did it?

Genya: Nah, but he's trash though.

Random: 😧

Kanao: But ain't your grandpa have a heart attack?

Muichiro: That man's been asleep for four years, go wake him up.

Random: 😭 You know he can't wake up man, I was just joking with him...

Takemichi: Nah, They went way too far...He gonna have to watch his back...

Chifuyu: That's crazy.

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Random: Hey, girl. What class you going to?

Mitsuri: Sorry, I can't talk right now...

Random: Oh? That's why you stink.

Shinobu: She stinks? Wait, isn't your mom dead?

Kanao: Yeah, everyone in the school knows you be lying about how your mom is. She ain't good, she dead.

Y/N: In the dirt.

Shinobu: 6 feet under.

Takemichi: Nah...

Random: Girls, chill, I was just joking...

Iguro: Nah nah nah, she stinks though. But didn't your dad die before you were born?

Y/N: Yeah, we know he's really happy he didn't have to raise you.

Takemichi: Nah, bro joked with the wrong girl...she's got a group...

Random: Why you bring up my family? I was joking.

Kanao: Nah nah nah, but she stinks though?

Giyu: But didn't your auntie lose her leg in a car accident?

Zenitsu: She's still hopping like a bunny rabbit, to this day.

Chifuyu: Oh my gosh...

Random: Bro, I was just playing with you.

He turned to Takemichi.

Random: 😭 Bro why you recording this?

Chifuyu: Nah, jit got roasted in 4k...he gonna have to switch schools...that's crazy.

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I hope everyone had a great year. See you in...2024?