In which our dear Y/N Kamado gets added into a group chat full of delinquents by accident.
Yes. You are Y/N Kamado.
(I do not own Tokyo Revengers. It should be obvious but I thought you should know. Tokyo Revengers belongs to Ken Wakui.)
Takemichi: Hey, mom...I just got attacked by two grizzly bears, a dinosaur, and three alligators...and they took my shoes...
Chifuyu: Nah...
Takemichi's mom: Maybe if you weren't on that damn phone, this never would've happened in the first place.
Mikey: Nah...jit trippin...
Takemichi: Mom, what's my phone got to do with anything? So you not gonna help me out?
Takemichi's mom: Nope.
At the hospital, Takemichi's mom waits outside the room until the doctor returned.
Takemichi's mom: Alright doctor, any good news?
Doctor/Kisaki: I'm actually very sorry to inform you but it appears he has a severe kidney disease he's got about two days left to live. Well actually he might not even make it those two days.
Chifuyu: Nah...why he smiling?
Takemichi's mom: Oh my gosh...my son...y'know, he shouldn't have been on that damn phone...
Takemichi: Oh my gosh...Doctor, can you please get her out of here?
Doctor/Kisaki: Ma'am, would you please leave?
Takemichi: Nah, I can't even die in peace...she blame everything on my cellphone...that's crazy...
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Takemichi turns on the news while sitting on his couch, with Chifuyu and Baji sitting down next to him.
Y/N: Breaking news! The police are on the lookout for this man.
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Kazutora: He's wanted in more than 18 robberies, and 215 drive-by shootings.
Mikey: All in one day.
Takemichi: Nah...bros dangerous...
Baji: Those three look familiar...
Takemichi: How are we even supposed to find him? Who looks like that?
Y/N: If you've seen him, or know anything about him, give us a call, this man is dangerous.
