Chifuyu: Nah...

Everyone else: Happy birthday Takemichy Happy birthday to...

Takemichi: Oh! My fault... Damn bro I don't know what I'm supposed to be looking at. Oh, I'll just go on my phone, yeah.

Mikey: Oh so you want to be on your phone huh? Give me my gift back.

Chifuyu: Nah...

Takemichi: Mikey chill! I didn't know what I was supposed to look at!

Sanzu: Nah you don't appreciate us. 🙄

Mikey: Baji came back from the dead just to be here and you're going to be on your phone?

Takemichi: I didn't even ask him to come...

Draken: Hey! Take the cake, he don't want it.

Zenitsu: Free food? Let's go.

Zenitsu grabbed the cake and began walking away with it.

Takemichi: Bro put the cake back 😭

Y/N: The $100 I gave you? Give it back to me.

Chifuyu: Oh, you better give it back...

Takemichi: 😭 Why y'all doing this?

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(Takemichi):
And that's how y'all ruined my birthday. What was I supposed to look at?

(Demon):
The cake
That was in front of you.

(Chifuyu): That's crazy.

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Takemichi: Man...there's nothing good on right now...

Takemichi clicked his remote and a commercial popped up.

Y/N: Are you tired of having nothing to watch?

Kazutora: Are you sitting in your bed right now?

Takemichi: Nah...

Mikey: And ay....Why you got no shirt on?

Takemichi looked around his room.

Y/N: Well look, go ahead and call the number at the bottom of the screen.

Takemichi: How did those people know that? They gotta be watching me...

Takemichi changed the channel.

"Dad, someone at school tried to fight me today."

"And what'd you tell him son?"

"I said...Nah jit trippin..."

Takemichi rolled his eyes as a laugh track played.

Y/N: Ayo why'd you change the channel?

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