Are they the same person? (Kurtis, Danny and Drew Fanfiction)

Chapter 21: JK's Presidency and Fernando Miguel's Baby Fever

As JK continued his second term as the marine snail biologist YouTuber President, the cosmic rhythms of Giggletopia Isle echoed with the laughter-filled cadence of his leadership. The retired trio—Joe Biden, Kurtis, and Danny/Drew—marveled at JK's ability to seamlessly blend the responsibilities of presidency with the cosmic comedy that defined their island haven.

JK's presidency became a beacon of joy, with policies infused with marine snail wisdom and rubber chicken diplomacy. The dwarfs reveled in the cosmic laughter emanating from the White House, and Snailmates around the world praised JK's leadership style.

However, amidst the laughter and political prowess, a cosmic tension brewed in JK's personal life. One day, as JK was holding a press conference about the importance of rubber chicken conservation, Fernando Miguel, with a strategically placed penguin puppet, interrupted.

"Fellow Snailmates and distinguished guests, I have an urgent announcement!" Fernando Miguel declared, his penguin puppet adding a touch of absurdity to the cosmic moment.

The reporters, accustomed to JK's comedic presidency, chuckled as Fernando Miguel continued, "I, Fernando Miguel, am experiencing an overwhelming case of baby fever! That's right, folks, I want to adopt a baby."

JK, surprised by the impromptu announcement, tried to maintain his presidential composure. "Fernando, love, can we discuss this in private? I'm in the middle of a very serious press conference about rubber chickens."

Fernando Miguel, undeterred, turned to the reporters and exclaimed, "But what's more important than the cosmic expansion of our family, fueled by love, laughter, and possibly a few rubber chickens in the mix?"

The press corps erupted in laughter, the cosmic absurdity of the moment not lost on them. JK, ever the quick-witted president, quipped, "I suppose the rubber chicken lobby might have something to say about this, but let's talk about it later, Fernando."

As the press conference continued, the cosmic news of Fernando Miguel's baby fever spread like wildfire. Snailmates from around the world flooded social media with memes, creating a viral sensation that even dwarf comedians incorporated into their nightly routines.

Later that evening, as JK and Fernando Miguel sat in the cosmic quiet of their island cottage, Fernando Miguel couldn't help but break into a comedic monologue. "JK, my love, adopting a baby is like managing a rubber chicken farm—full of unexpected squawks and surprises. But imagine the cosmic joy! The pitter-patter of tiny feet, the baby's first attempt at a rubber chicken impression—pure comedy gold!"

JK, caught between the cosmic responsibilities of presidency and the absurdity of the moment, couldn't help but laugh. "Fernando, you really know how to turn a cosmic quandary into a comedy sketch. Let's talk about this seriously, though. Parenthood is a cosmic adventure, and I want to make sure we're ready for it."

And so, amidst the cosmic hilarity of presidential press conferences and penguin puppet announcements, JK and Fernando Miguel found themselves navigating the cosmic waters of parenthood. The laughter that had once echoed through their union now blended with the absurdity of baby fever, creating a new chapter in the cosmic comedy of their extraordinary lives.