markifellow 💞💞 (extended cut]

@markiplier

Frogfellow awoke from his nap and found his phone resting on his chest. He normally fell asleep like this because he was chronically online and hadn't come downstairs in the past half-week. He turned his head to face his alarm clock. It was 3:17PM. Another dream about Mark-Senpai.. He thought, sitting up straight and picking up his phone. The screen had peanut butter, crums, and another peculiar substance all over the screen. He was chronically online and an iPad kid alike. A-ah... Mark-Senpai would love to hear about the breakfast burrito i had this morning... Frogfellow opened twitter and typed out:

Beautiful. He knew his Senpai would be glad to hear about that. His heart fluttered at the thought of Mark. He was beautiful. He loved the way he screamed swear words whenever he got jumpscared by Withered Bonnie because Withered Bonnie is a little asshole. Just then, Rascal-Kun had said something in TallyCord.

"Oh boy, oh boy!" Frogfellow waved his fingers around in the air. "Let's see what TallyCord has in store for me today!" He opened Discord from the notification but his shoulders drooped when he realized it was just people saying they missed various members in the server. However, Frogfellow had an idea. It was a great idea, of course. He was hot and beautiful and everyone loved him, every idea he had was totally awesome and great.

"Hosting a party at my place :3 nyaa~ cum on over n dont blast a BB through my head! >_0" He wrote. Everyone in TallyCord silently but unanimously agreed to blast a BB through Frogfellow's head.

"I'll be þere!" Scab replied. 

"Will there be piss at the function?" Sockdaddy asked, drooling from the mouth and reddening.

Frogfellow knew Sockdaddy loved piss so he ensured there would be lemonade. Though Sockdaddy loved piss so much, he'd probably be able to tell the difference.