Love-Hammer! (BAN HAMMER X Y/N)

Cold hearted healer (?)

It was another busy day of phighting on the battlefield in Banland. Y/n (your name) was in the middle of chasing Slingshot, but they ended up getting damaged badly. What a day to be beaten by this annoying... Phighter.

Y/n: *You eventually leave slingshot alone, dashing away and ducking down behind a wall.* "Goddamn it! That little idiot got away again! If only I had better armor..." *You grumbled under your breath. You were hoping for Vinestaff or Medkit to come by, to help you out before you die. You sit down completely, as you finally hear someone familiar, calling your name. That annoyed, grumpy voice... Medkit!*

Medkit: *He approaches you, with a dissapointed and unamused expression.* "Are you kidding me? You we're on the battlefield for like 2 minutes, and you're already knocked out like this? Idiot..." *He sighs, and kneels down to eye level, facing Y/n.*

Y/n: *You look away with humiliation. It felt quite harsh when he put it that way. Though, that was the truth. You got beaten up by Slingshot, out of all people.* "Yeah, yeah, just help me already!" *You lash out at his mockery. You weren't gonna let his words slide that easily.*

Now that made Medkit quite angry. You and Medkit start arguing for a while. But it is quite useless, since you're both still in the middle of a battle. Eventually, Medkit has enough of your nonsense.

Medkit: *He groans out of frustration, then suddenly, he puts a hand on Y/n's mouth, preventing them to talk further.* "Shut up or I won't help you. Got that?" *He says, sternly. He wasn't planning to deal with your BS.*

Y/n: *You look quite embarrassed, and just nod, since 1. You're not trying to collect new enemies. 2. You don't want to die, not yet.* "Fine..." *You roll your eyes in annoyance.*

Medkit looks agitated by y/n's attitude, but starts patching them up anyway. He pours some cleanser on a cotton that he has taken out from his medkit (Sounds a bit weird), and starts gently rubbing their wounds. Y/n winces in pain, and even flinches here and there, but manages to sit still through most of it. After a while of just staying there toghether, with medkit treating y/n, he finishes.

Y/n: *You look back at him, with a relieved expression, and smile weakly.* "Thank you..." *You said with a tired, quiet tone.*

Medkit: *He seemed surprised by y/n's sudden change of attitude. He couldn't help but smile back at them.* "I guess you're welcome." *He tries to play it cool, but he felt proud that he could help y/n out there.*

... You both realize how awkward this is going to get, so you both start excusing yourselves and making up someth ing to getaway from eachother, stuff like "Oh, I forgot about something at home!" Or "I have to go back to fight now.". You both pause for a moment and just stare at eachother, you and Medkit feeling equally anxious. Neither of you leave at the end.

Y/n: *You don't even dare to look away at this point. It feels like he's staring right through your soul, even though he only has one eye. Then, you remember something, that you feel like you want to ask him* "... Uh, by the way, do you know anything about this one phighter...?"

Medkit: *He tilts his head to the side a bit in curiosity.* "Which one?" *His face still looks quite stiff and emotionless, but there's a hint of curiosity in his eye. He's intrigued.*

Y/n: *You awkwardly scratch the back of your head, trying to think of any kind of feature that could make it obvious who you're talking of.* "You know... That uh... Purple-ish guy with a comically large hammer?" *You ask, hoping that Medkit would know.*

Medkit: *His eyes widen a bit in surprise.* "You mean ban hammer? How do you not know about him?" *He says, with a tone of confusion and irritation. How could Y/n not know about one of the most famous phighters?*

Y/n: *You shrug, unsure how to asnwer something like that.* "Not my fault that nobody told me about him before!"

Medkit: *He face palms himself, feeling like Y/n literally lives under a rock.* "Well, he's the lord of this place where we are, you know, BANland. He is pretty much a police, who sends people who are guilty to where they belong. Others say he's the warden of banland." *He explains to Y/n.*

Y/n is quite interested in getting to know more about this said "Ban hammer" guy. She has only seen him once, and even then, from the distance.

Y/n: *You nod as if to indicate that you're listening.* "I see... Have you talked to him before?" *You say, leaning closer to listen to what Medkit has to say.*

Medkit: *He looks down for a moment, thinking.* "Unfortunately I have... Once or twice." *He says with his iconic monotone, and sarcastic tone.*

Y/n: *That caught your attention even further. Why did Medkit say that he was unfortunate? I mean, a... A warden can't be that bad, right?* "And why are you unfortunate?"

Medkit: *He sighs, thinking about the time he and Banner (Ban hammer in short) talked.* "He's always talking so big of himself, as if he was the best phighter. And he also has this annoying attitude whenever I help him. He keeps telling me how he's good without my help, even though he obviously needs it." *Medkit rambles, making small hand gestures in the meanwhile, not noticing himself.*

You continue nodding and listening silently to what he's saying. If Medkit is right, then Banner must be some kind of self observed jerk. And that didn't seem like a good picture of him, at all. But you're curious about whether Medkit is being completely right, or he's just exaggerating.

Y/n: *You get an idea, suddenly. You cut his rambling off as you speak.* "What if I go find him? It shouldn't be that difficult."

Medkit: *Medkit makes a face of dissaproval, clearly not happy with that idea.* "I do not reccomend it." *He suddenly feels like he's caring a bit too much about y/n. So he adds:* "It's not like I care though."

Y/n: *You seem a bit taken aback by how bitter he was. You scoff, offended by what he said.* "Hmph! Alright then, I'll just go myself, and I don't care what you think!"

You get up, running off in the distance, leaving medkit there, sitting still. Why is Medkit always so rude?! You decide It's best to not wait for him, and wander by yourself. Was that really a good idea though?...

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