Georgie Cooper x reader (YS episodes)

S1:E18: "A Mother, A child, And a Blue Man's backside.

Before they could all hold hands another clatter sounded.

Connie: I can't. I got to go in there.
Missy: If she's going, I'm going.
Y/n: I want to go.
Mary: No one's going anywhere. If he needs help, he can ask.
Sheldon: I don't need help! Everything's under control!
George: You're really holding the line on this one.
Mary: I'm sorry, but he just pushed my buttons.
George: Don't be sorry. I'm diggin' it.
Georgie and Y/n: Ew.
Missy: Gross.
Connie: I agree. Pretty gross.
George: Y'all are mean.

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Mary was putting the twins well- twin to bed whilst George sat on his arm chair and Connie sat on the sofa next to Y/n and Georgie who had his arm around Y/n as she leaned into his side.

Connie: When are ya'll gonna get married?
Y/n: We're best friends.
Georgie: Best friends can get married. I heard that's what makes the best marriage.
Y/n: Oh well if that's the case then immediately.
Georgie: Serious? Because my only tux still has a stain on it.
George: You haven't worn a tux since you were 10- you still have that?!
Georgie: Okay so I need a new tux.
Y/n: I don't have a dress...
Georgie: Those cost money. We'll put it off for a few years.
Y/n: So we're engaged now?
Georgie: Oh... I don't have a ring. Maybe we'll put that off for a few years too.
Y/n: Probably for the best.
George: Are two even together?
Georgie: What?! No!
Y/n: Best friends!
Connie: Who are planning to get married?
Georgie: We already figured this out. Whoever you marry you have to stay with for life! Who else would I rather have by my side for the rest of my life? My best friend! I'm lucky she's a girl!
Y/n: Plus we know each other inside out! There's no rose tinted perspective of each other! We know what to expect and we know how the other is! Saves getting into a marriage that's just gonna turn dull after 2 years because the magic has worn off. Right George?
George: Yeah... what?! Hey no! The rest of that was pretty smart though.
Connie: More people should be doing what you're doing.

Georgie and Y/n high-fived before settling back into their original position. That's when Mary came storming in.

Connie: Had enough? You gonna back down?
Mary: No. He's real smart, but he needs to learn he doesn't know everything.
George: Woman, you are getting sexier by the second. Whew.
Georgie: Hey, now that you're treating him like an adult, can I have his allowance?
George: That allowance is for chores, which you already don't do.
Georgie: Come on. We all know I'm your favorite.
Connie: You're not even his third favorite.
George: She's right. That's your fiancé.
Georgie: Hey! We're not engaged yet?
Mary: Are you two together?!
Y/n: No!
Georgie: Best! Friends!

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Mary: So, how was everyone's day?
Missy: I cut open a frog at school.
Mary: For science class?
Missy: Sure.
George: We should put a lock on the Kn*fe drawer.

Sheldon came in the dining room and set his plate on the table.

George: What are you eating?
Sheldon: An English muffin with ketchup and spray cheese.
George: No fair.
Missy: Lucky.
Y/n: Don't look at me I don't want that.
Mary: Sorry I spent an hour making meatloaf.
Connie: So, Moonpie, how's adult life treating you?
Sheldon: Very well, actually. I'm working on my application to Harvard.
Connie: Is that so?
Sheldon: Yes. And I'm planning on transferring there as soon as possible.
Mary: You're not going away to Harvard.
Sheldon: I don't believe you have a say in this.
Mary: Okay, well, Harvard's real expensive. How do you plan on paying for it?
Sheldon: Oh, I'm sure I'll get a scholarship.
Mary: Oh, are you?
Sheldon: Yes, I am.
George: Okay. Okay. Let's just take a deep breath and talk about something else.
Mary: Fine.
Georgie: I want to hear about that frog.
Connie: A different something else.
Mary: I just realized something. College applications cost money just to send in.
Sheldon: They do?
Mary: $50, $60 a pop. I don't believe you have that kind of money, do you?
George: Will you excuse me? I have to go take a cold shower.