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astridmalfoy last holiday dump

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user i'm in love.

bzabini AND THEN I GET MY BESTIE BACK
astridmalfoy I'VE MISSED YOU

user The tan lines💀
user they're so aggressive and for what
user surprised her whiteness could handle the sun
astridmalfoy maybe you should unfollow me if you want to talk so much shit
user I LOVE HER
user queen shit

riddle my girl
astridmalfoy 🤍

dmalfoy ever thought about covering up?
astridmalfoy ever thought about killing yourself?
user She's such a terrible sister omg
user bruv
user tell me you're an only child without telling me you're an only child

tnott your tan lines are AWFUL
astridmalfoy aww thanks theo

potterharry if you ever decide to dump your boyfriend i can look past the fact that you're a malfoy
astridmalfoy you'll be the first person i tell haz
user i love them

tnott which means i can finally get my best friend back
astridmalfoy i don't like you
tnott me neither
riddle i don't like either of you
tnott don't lie

user I love how she only posts herself most of the time
astridmalfoy there is a picture of teo
user and you
astridmalfoy la même chose

cyl333 =the same thing


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theo





theo
your mom told me you're stupid
and need to be tutored in
transfigurations of all things
when we get to school

astrid
hello to you too theodore

theo
so let's plan this out before school
so i can know when i should drink

astrid
don't you mean when you
shouldn't drink?

theo
no
i'll need to drink if i'm going to
have to deal with you

astrid
how about you tell my mom i'll
find someone else to do it

theo
no can do
unfortunately she's also talking
to my mother about it and now i
can't say no

astrid
mommy issues

theo
says little miss daddy issues

astrid
i do not have daddy issues

theo
you're telling me you didn't lose
your virginity to one of your father's
coworkers?
when you were fucking 16

astrid
he was hot
and i wanted someone who knew
what they were doing

theo
he was a grown man

astrid
it was worth it
too bad i found out he had a wife
and children

theo
have you no shame?

astrid
i made sure i would never happen
again after i found out
i'm not a complete monster

theo
sure
you draw the line at cheating?

astrid
duh

theo
then why haven't you broken up
with mattheo?

astrid
he's your best friend should you
really be encouraging me to break
up with him?

theo
we both know what he does in his
spare time
or should i say who?

astrid
fuck you

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c speaks!

just so you don't think astrid and theo are complete monsters for getting together

:))

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