𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭 ✷ theodore nott

༊*·˚| got shipped back.

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vivi.len i'm being held hostage by two idiots

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vivi.len I BEG YOUR FUCKING PARDON! I BOUGHT YOU FOOD HOE
↳ niamh.a thanks pookie 🤭

pierceoneil could've asked me to take you out? plus, you didn't tell me
↳ niamh.a wasn't aware you were my keeper.

t.aldair whateverrr, you loved it
↳ niamh.a if that's what think babe

draco.m bottle blonde 🙄
↳ niamh.a bra stuffer 🤨

user947 whore.
↳ niamh.a first of all, hop off my dick. secondly, go me!

mattheo.r where you at?
↳ vivi.len no
↳ niamh.a rather not
↳ t.aldair ah fuck, i see him

user i saw you today!
↳ niamh.a well. that's not at all creepy

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theo
you're not in your dorm?

cara mia
nah
i'm out, why?

theo
i'm at your dorm
was gonna ask if you wanted
to go on a walk

cara mia
ah shit, i'm at hogsmeade

theo
oh
WAIT
IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING
IT'S ALSO DARK??
ARE YOU SAFE?

cara mia
i'm okayyyy

theo
who are you with?

cara mia
nosy ass

theo
answer the question, baby

cara mia
um um um
hang on
i don't need to explain myself to you??

theo
don't tell me you're out there by yourself

cara mia
no....
in my defence, it's winter!

theo
you're gonna get sick
oh my merlin
you're actually insane.

cara mia
no i'm not
you're clinically insane
smelly rat

theo
i'm coming to pick you up
stay where you are.
do you have a coat?

cara mia
no
but i'm wearing a jumper
stop judging my life choices

theo
oh ffs
i'm On my way!

cara mia
🤭🤭

𝗔 𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗨𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗜𝗡 𝗗𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗟𝗗 𝗕𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗘𝗡 𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚, triggering tess' fight or flight response, causing her to grab the closet thing next to her and haul it at the man's head.

"get the fuck away from me! i know jujitsu!" internally cursing herself out, i can barely get out of bed without toppling over, i can't fight a whole ass man.

the figure only approached more hurriedly, reaching out for her, "this is it, this is how i'm going to die, huh?" mumbling to herself, staring up at the sky, quietly screaming, "i'm too pretty to die!"

"damn right you are," theodore grabbed her by the wrists, holding them together to stop her onslaught of objects, backing her up so that her back was pressed up against a brick wall, looking up at him.

her hands tried to break free from his hold to shove him for scaring her, and he tried holding back a laugh, "jijitsu? really? that the best you could come up with, pretty girl?" he cooed, grinning at her flustered state, her breaths coming out in visible puffs, "shut up, it was all i could think of," trying to kick him, only for him to block it with his foot.

"now," lifting her chin firmly, so her gaze met his, his tongue pressed against his cheek, "what in merlin's saggy left tit, did you think you were doing going out in the middle of the night in the freezing cold, especially wearing... that," he motioned to the said 'jumper', the jumper being a hollow crochet top, basically giving her no warmth.

"it's a jumper!"

"barely!"

"i think it looks cute," shrugging in response, causing him to curse under his breath.

"course it looks good, you could wear a fucking bin bag and still look beautiful! but that's not the point! you're gonna get sick," he released her from her hold, yet she never looked away from him as he pulled off his hoodie and motioned for her to put her head through, pulling it over her body, leaving him in a plain, slightly tight shirt, and tessa praised herself for her self-control, because lord, forgive her for the sinful thoughts that consumed her mind.

she tugged on his arm slightly, "since it's already late, can we stay and watch the sunrise?" her voice quiet, a stark contrast to her screaming previously, and theo smiled softly at her, "anything for you,"

𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐚 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐬 ✷
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