You still remember the day you meet chuck( r.i.p)Your friend took you to a family reunion and you saw him. A old Chinese man who had a moustache and loved fishing and hockey. It was at a lake and you saw him sitting on the dock alone, you went to talk to him and well the rest was history. You have been dating chuck for about 5 mouths he gets angry some times and had seizures but like whatever he was hot. " AHHH IM SO FUCKING ANGRY Y/N WHAT THE FUCKKKKK WHERE DID MY FISHING HAT GOOOOOOŒ 他妈的我非常讨厌这个世界我向上帝发誓我要自杀"
You ran out of the house to the car while he had his meltdown.anyway fast forward to the fishing trip. You and your best friend Anna , and of course chuck. You were loaded on the boat when chuck came up behind you. "嘿宝贝女孩甜蜜的阴部锄头他妈的屁股" " chuck what the actual fuck why are you speaking Chinese you were literally born in Canada" you say angry. "英语我不会钓鱼bae" he said. " Anna my fishing machine hows i-" he suddenly started shaking and screaming "拍拍凸轮 拍拍凸轮 拍拍凸轮" he fell of the boat screaming in Chinese his pants fell off, his crack exposed and fell into the water. " well thats how life goes"
