It was Simon Cowell's wedding! He finally found his love! But who is he getting married to?
Stand up for the bride! Said the reverend.
Everyone stood up. And the bride walked in. The music began. Everyone wondered who he was getting married to, but the brides face was covered.
Repeat after me, Simon. Said the reverend.
I, Simon Cowell, will look after my wife. Said the reverend.
I, Simon Cowell, will look after my wife. Said Simon.
And I wi-
STOP THE WEDDING!!!!
David Walliams!!?? Said someone from the audience.
I love you Simon! I'm the one you should marry!! Said David Walliams( he was wearing a wedding dress!).
I'm sorry David. But it's a no. Said Simon.
Aww... Said David Walliams.
On with the wedding... Said the reverend. Now, where was I? Ah yes!
I will never let her g-
STOP THE WEDDING!!!!
Olly Murs??!! Said the man from the audience.
I love you Simon! I really do! Marry me! Said Olly Murs.(he was also wearing a wedding dress!)
I'm sorry. But no. Said Simon.
What a shame... Said Olly Murs.
Alright! Again! Said the reverend.
I will never let her go. Said the reverend.
I will never le-
STOP THE WEDDING!!!!!
Miranda??!!! Said the man from the audience.
I love you Simon! My mum really wants me to get married! And I want to marry you! Said Miranda.
NO!!!! Said Simon.
But I want to marry you Simon! Said someone from the audience.
No I do! Said another.
No! I DO!! Said another,
And then another, and another, and another, and then everyone wanted to marry Simon.
ENOUGH!!!! Said the reverend. On with the wedding. (Sighs) Simon, you may now kiss the bride.
You look beautiful, and you know that. Said Simon.
Thank you. Said the other Simon.
So that's the end, Simon Cowell was getting married to Simon Cowell.
The End
