hi my name is y/n i'm a bright creature from below. i get up and put my long dyed black damaged fried hair into a messy bun. i blink my toilet water blue orbs.
"y/n i made your favorite breakfast burnt emo pancakes!!" my moM says.
"SHUT THE FUCKUP I'M LISTENIGNG TO MY CHEMICLA ROMANCE!!!1!" i yell, enrageded. how dare she interrupt my favorite chemicel romanse song .
"ok that's it i'm done with you i'm selling you to a random guy." my mom says. "his name is gerald or somethign"
i didn't hear her because i turned up my music really loud and it,s damaging my ears!!!
next day
suddenly my window breaks and a man with black hair abd green hazel orbs levitates through it. he looks exactly like gerar dway!!!
"hey y/n i'm here to kidnap you" he says with an emoness that i cannot put into words.
"ok fine." i say. i'm only letting him kidnap me because he looks exactly like gerard way!!1! this is just like a wattpad fanfictjon......
soon i realize he actually is The REAL GERARD CMEICKLE ROMANSE!!!2!!
when we enter the stinky musty tour bus and the other chemicl romances are there!!!!!1!1!!
i start screaming and shaking .
"OMG MY WATTPAD FANFICTION IRL SUBLIMINAL WORKED!!!!1!" i scream brockenly.
"shut the fuck up." i hear two voices say in unison. i turn around and it's frank iero and ray toro. they beat me to death with their gitars . the end.
