Mindy MM: Your childhood best friend??

Chad MM: My bad Ethan is distracting

twink: as evidenced by last night

whore: can't relate

whore: i see someone hot and fuck them

Anika K: kinda surprised people go after your john mayer supporting ass

whore: fuck you i hate that borderline pedophile

Mindy MM: ..So you DO know what happened with Taylor and John Mayer...Sounds like a swiftie to me

whore: i'm gonna kms

gf magnet: Hurry it up pls

whore: stfu you aren't even the one who killed me

old lady: Kinda badass of me

whore: it was badass

whore: it was also kinda hot im ngl

Mindy MM: I told you guys she was bisexual

whore: oops

Chad MM: Point of the matter is

Chad MM: Me and Tara love each other

gf magnet: But we don't love each other

Tara fucker: Boo stop trying to make this serious

twink: chad i'm glad i'm not in an open relationship anymore but we don't care

Tara fucker: RIP ex boyfriend in law, it was nice having you for awhile

Chad MM: Fuck you Amber

Chad MM: ❤

Tara fucker: Bruh wtf did I do 😢

gf magnet: Stop calling him a boyfriend in law that's foul

Tara fucker: EX boyfriend in law****

gf magnet: Same thing.

twink: look who showed up at the tswift karaoke party.

twink: QUINN KIRSCH.

Mindy MM: Hearing Quinn Kirsch sounds so weird

whore: agreed

whore: how about you change it to quinn meeks martin

whore: anika i promise that was a joke i just had to take the opportunity

Anika K: kinda smooth so i'll excuse you flirting w my gf

old lady: Guys I just thought of something

old lady: If Amber, Ethan, and Quinn are alive, does that mean Richie and Wayne are, too?

twink: i hope to hell not

whore: yeah keep them bitches dead

Chad MM: What?

gf magnet: You two became ghostfaces because of them, and you're not happy they could be alive?

whore: that abusive, manipulative drunkard? and that drop out groomer? no they can fucking stay dead

whore: weight lifted off of my shoulders, don't have to care for inebriated injuries, don't have to stay up at night waiting for richie to come home from lord knows where, don't have to pry a bottle
away from dad

𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐩 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭

whore: don't have to stop my dad from beating the shit out of ethan for coming home smelling like cigarettes

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