Driving me Rabbit

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 So, self inserts we're all familiar with them we all like them to some degree. Whether it's that wish fulfillment power fantasy self-insert where the MC goes in either in place of the setting original MC taking all the characters they want to sleep with or going along as a side character to help the original MC get with a specific character to fulfill a ship. So, imagine my confusion to wake up not in my own bed. Now I've slept in other people's beds and not in that way but because I was either staying over at their place and they let me sleep in their bed instead of on the floor or couch, or because I passed out when visiting. The first thing I noticed about the bed was that the sheets were rough, and the mattress was the same, the second thing was that the world was rocking up and down and the room I was in smelled of the sea. The third thing was that there was a person gripping onto me tightly. Closing my eyes, I began to think about how I found myself in this situation.

"Alright pull the sail down we got a nice wind lad's let's make 'er count!" The voice had a roar of agreement fill my ears faintly as the sound of a large cloth unfolded causing my ears to twitch at the unexpected noise.

'Wait my ears are wrong' I lifted a hand to the side of my head to find nothing but smooth skin. Running them upwards I felt hair that was longer and thicker than what I normally had and the base of what I could feel from the touch were my ears. I felt them a bit to get a general feel for them before pulling my hair infront of my eyes and squinting to see it with the barely there morning sun. 'Red' I released my hair causing it to cover my eyes as began to take deep breaths. Ok I am on a boat with rabbit ears, red hair, and a person who is currently holding onto me as if I was a stuffed animal. Retracing my steps, I began to remember memories that did not belong to me. Or they did? My name was.... Alexander, I am a.... Viera. "Wait fucking what" I said quietly. Going through what I could remember I slowly started to panic. I am a Viera, more specifically my name was Alexander Welwalker. That was my godsdamned WOL from Final Fantasy 14. 'Or would that be twelve damned, or Hydaelyn damned.' The person next to me was an Au Ra one I stumbled on during my search for a boat to take me to Eorzea. Her name was Shio. There was no surname she could recall. She tried to steal my pouch of Gil before I found a ship. She was a mess completely filthy with clothes that barely fit her and what looked to be malnutrition reaching some bad stages. She was apparently 20 or so, which concerned me but considering how messed up Etheirys could be made sense. Looking to my side I see the small white haired dragon person I supposed and gently rubbed her head. 'Damn it, of course I practically adopted a stray. I blame you Hydaelyn this reeks of shipping that I know I didn't do.' Slowly shifting my way out of her grip, I took steps to the door to the room and began to walk to the deck of the ship.

Opening the door leading to the deck I breathed in the air filled with sea salt, wood, and air far cleaner than anything found in the city or country. Looking around I could see the sailors working, ensuring the ship stayed on course despite the sun directly in the center of the sky. Moving past the sailors I walked to the side of the ship and leaned against the railing. This wasn't the ship that the WOL came in on as far as I was aware, if anything this seemed to be a larger ship. Eorzea, Vylbrand, Limsa Lominsa, La noscea our destination. Crystal mom damnit this is going to be a mess A Realm Reborn, Heavensward, Stormblood, Shadowbringers, Endwalker and that new expansion that I have no clue what it's about other than Road to El Dorado Dawntrail. This is going to be a mess and even if I'm in my WOL's body there's no guarantee that I am the WOL. Oh, gods I don't even think all the threats are the biggest issue no it's going to be the Hydaelyn damned Thirst a lot of characters had for the WOL. Fucking I'm going to end up sleeping with someone and if this turns out like how I'm expecting with my shit luck it's going to be a lot of someone's. Or if I am lucking Shio is the WOL and I get off free of trouble sorry Shio but you're on your own with that. "Hear, Feel, Think." Saying those words out loud was always a weird experience playing through the story, it wasn't until I watched a video and read a comment that I was able to understand what the words truly meant. I took in a deep breath and thought about the final enemy of Endwalker Meteion. Poor bird made to suffer because of a mad man asking question only he was asking, but she was not what I should be focusing right now. First A Realm Reborn meeting the Scions, dealing with the Empire, slaying Primals.