My name is SquidWard I hate SpongeBob and Patrick I get so annoyed with them, but the thing I most love is my clarinet but whoever I play it around people, they don't like it. I am the angriest person ever I, like never happy btw I work at the Krusty Crab it's kinda annoying working at the Krusty Crab, I can never get a break time but I also have to have SpongeBob here working with me to, I have to hear SpongeBobs voice it's so annoying but Mr crabs he owns the Krusty Crab but he has to go catch a guy named plankton he is so small Mr Crabs have to look down to find him if he ever come into the Krusty Crab but he works at the chump bucket across the street from the Krusty Crab and when ever he comes into the Krusty Crab he likes to try to steal the secret formula so that's Mr Krabs has to go catch plankton but he always gets plankton. But I have the worst days when I go to work SpongeBob is there and then when I go home SpongeBob is there cause he's my stupid neighbor and so is Patrick UGHHH... but at least I have a play tonight to do I'm so excited. *SpongeBob* Hey SquidWard how's it going? *SquidWard* bad cause your here standing at my front door so leave!!! * SquidWard yells and then slams the door*. *SpongeBob* wow, SquidWard is in a bad mood today. *Patrick walk over to SpongeBob* Hey buddy *SpongeBob* Hey Patrick hows things? *Patrick* Good but hey, wanna go see SquidWard in his play tonight Mr Crabs and sandy are going so, will you go i am? *SpongeBob* Um well he's in a bad mood right now and idk if he would want us to go *Patrick* Please buddy please i want to go! *SpongeBob* ok fine we will go we will. *Patrick* Oh yeah thanks buddy your the best! *SpongeBob* oh lol you're welcome so..umm when's the play? *Patrick* Now, lets go watch *SpongeBob and Patrick get to SquidWard play* *SpongeBob* ok let's go in and watch the play. *A few mins later..* *SquidWard starts his play* *SquidWards gets done with his play* *Everyone starts to leave* The next morning.. *SquidWard takes his bubble bath and then hears SpongeBob voice, *SquidWard gets out of the bath, puts his cloths on and then walks outside and tells SpongeBob: *SquidWard yells at SpongeBob* Would you please stop making all this noise *SpongeBob* oh sorry SquidWard, I'm trying to build a lemonade stand. *SquidWard* umm Lem um lemon um Ade *SpongeBob* Yes, I'm building a lemonade stand. *SquidWard yells at SpongeBob* Ok well goodbye! *SquidWard goes to his house, opens his front doo, then slams the door. Later that same evening... *SquidWard comes outside with his lawn chair sits on the chair and sun tans, then suddenly SpongeBob and Patrick annoy SquidWard *SquidWard* would you please go play somewhere else can't you see I'm trying to relax here *SpongeBob* sorry SquidWard, come on Patrick lets go int my house. *Patrick* Yeah ok lets go into your house buddy. *SquidWard gets up and screams sun burn i got sun burn ahh* *SquidWard gets the hose and water's himself down. Later on that night.. *SquidWard gets into bed and then goes to sleep but suddenly SpongeBob plays with Patrick and wakes up SquidWard *SquidWard wakes up all mad, walks outside to talk to SpongeBob and Patrick. *SquidWard* can you guys go do something more quietly, i am trying to sleep!!!! *SpongeBob* Oh, thats why u have that pink dress on. *SquidWard* its a nightgown!!! *Patrick* oh dress,nightgown, really what is it? *SquidWard* its a nightgown!!!!!!!!!!!!! *SpongeBob and Patrick* ok its a nightgown Jez how rude. *SquidWard* how rude??? How rude!!?? Rude to you people trying to wake me up in my beauty sleep so, I'm gonna go back to bed, but don't wake me up again stay Quiet!!!!!!! *SpongeBob and Patrick* ok yes ma'am umm I mean yes SquidWard *SquidWard goes back to his house, then goes back to sleep* the next morning.. *SpongeBob wakes up all happy gets ready for work, then leaves for work, but when he walked out of his house, he saw SquidWard. *SquidWard sees SpongeBob running over to him so, SquidWard unlocks his door so fast so he wont be able to talk to SpongeBob, but it as to late, SpongeBob go to his door. *SquidWard* What do you want SpongeBob? *SpongeBob* hiii wanna walk to work together? *SquidWard* umm let me think.. NOOO *SpongeBob* please *SquidWard talks to SpongeBob as they walk to work together* NO *SpongeBob* pretty please *SquidWard* how any times have i told you NO I DON'T WANNA WALK WITH U TO WORK *SpongeBob* well you already did but thanks SquidWard *SquidWard get really mad now* *SquidWard and SpongeBob walks into the Krusty Krab and start there day by working. *SquidWard asked the customer what would he like to eat* *SquidWard*Hi, and welcome to the Krusty Krab, may i take your order? *customer* yes can i have a Krabby Patty please? *SquidWard* sure thing, SpongeBob order for a Krabby Patty *SpongeBob*ok of course *SpongeBob gets done making the Krabby Patty, he goes to bring it to the customer* *customer* thank you so much sir. *SpongeBob* sure thing later that same day.. *SquidWard*oh look wha time it is, its time to get home ok, bye Krusty Krab see u again tomorrow why am I talking about tomorrow already ugh ok bye *SpongeBob* wheres SquidWard going? *SpongeBob checks what time it is. *SpongeBob* oh, its time to go home, ok bye Krusty Krab, goodbye Grill goodbye everyone *SpongeBob leaves and goes back home*
