Jack held a plate of tarts in his hand, eating each one with a smile.
He had been threatened with beheading so many times, he didn't belive it would happen anymore.
He was free to reck havoc all over Wonderland glorious palace with no consequences! It was quite lovely, for him at least.
That was, until he was caught.
Thrown on trial for tarts.
"What a kingdom" he thought, dragged away by aces and locked up by a club.
"What a stupid place." He complained, as he was left alone for days on end.
"What a way to go." He sighed, as he was transported from his cell to what he assumed was his execution.
"What a world!" He excalmed, free from his shackles and being given to a man dressed in a purple and blue suit.
So, he was given mercy? All he had to do was convince others to join the queens morals?
"What a job!"
Just as he thought, the job was a breeze!
As he expected, it was easy to please.
Couldn't you guess?
Keeping his tricks at bay wouldn't be quite as pleasing.
He had his way of things for years after all.
Even the recuiters who he worked with were fooled.
At the man who's temper was kept at bay with his food.
Rather funny, he thought, all the treats he could get.
Truly, only a Knave could get his way in such ways.
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I HAVENT WRITTEN A FIC IN LIKE TWO YEARS!
Anyways this is my comeback, it's just a practice run but it's somthing!
No beta. Might fix later!
God bless you all and have a great day!
