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Scott: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
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Scott: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need.
Scott: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.
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Joel: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?
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Joey: *slowly pushes a cannon into a 17th century bank* Okay everyone, be cool. This is a robbery.
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Scott: Yum, thanks!
Jimmy: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Scott: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.
Scott: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*
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Joey:Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
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Joey, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.
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Shelby: ...This is one of those moments where it doesn't really matter what I have to say, isn't it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Lizzie: Oh, did you know that crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its super intelligent.
Katherine: But when I do it, I'm petty and need to let it go.
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Joey: You can take away my rights, but can you take away my lefts?
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Joey: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
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Scott: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Scott lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Martyn:Are you ok?
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Scott: We always used to do the Wordle rather than take notes in class.
Scott: To stop us the teacher would always threaten to tell us the answer if we didn't pay attention.
Martyn:Lol.
Scott:It's not funny this is why my maths is bad!
Martyn:Wait what? how does that work!
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Lizzie: I'm not creepy.
Lizzie: I'm petty.
Lizzie: There's a difference, ya' know.
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Katherine: The only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable... ...and also assault with a deadly weapon.
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Scott: I'd make fun of your height but there isn't enough to make fun of.
Jimmy:HEY THATS RUDE
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Owen: My knee just cracked so loudly that I half expect it to glow in the dark tonight.
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