"Your jokes suck, the funniest thing about them is how bad they are"
I scoffed."Likewise with your pranks"
Miranda retorted.That is not true.
She's wrong.
Very wrong.
"My pranks are hilarious"
I huffed.She's just mad because she's on the receiving end.
I grabbed Miranda's mask off her face and put it on.
I bet it looked good.
Miranda glared.
"Give that back wretch"
Miranda hissed."Or what? You'll squawk at me"
I grinned."Your acting bold -"
Miranda started.I grabbed Miranda's face.
"Maybe you will flap your Wings and ruffle your Feathers in frustration too?"
I smirked.I heard Miranda breathe heavily.
I snickered, she was enjoying this.
"I would not"
Miranda retorted.Miranda's Wings was actually out right now.
I ran my Finger over part of her Wing.
Some of her Feathers ruffled.
"Is that so?"
I chuckled."Silence pest"
Miranda snarled.I laughed and headed to bed.
I woke up and saw Miranda was asleep.
I got up and remembered it was a service day.
Shit 20 minutes till it starts.
I quickly got ready and saw Miranda was still asleep.
She would miss her own Church service.
I got a Cup and filled it with Water.
Oh she isn't going to like this.
"Wake up"
I yelled.I threw the water on her face.
Miranda woke up and glared at me.
This was pretty funny to me.
I pointed at the time.
"There is much more peaceful ways to wake someone up pest"
Miranda glared."You can't lecture me about peaceful"
I protested.I got to the service and saw no Doriana, she must be at the Reservoir.
I'm surprised she remembered.
I sat next to a Girl called Elena.
"Is Mother Miranda running late?"
Elena asked."Uhhh"
I deadpanned."Your close, aren't you?"
Elena questioned."Yeah we are and she is"
I informed."What is the deal with you and Mother Miranda?"
Luiza inquired."Yeah I've been wondering that"
A Villager interrupted."Yeah me too, the only times Mother Miranda doesn't have this intimidating look on her face is when she's with you"
Another Villager explained."Give her some space"
Luiza deadpanned."Well I am in a relationship with her, in all honesty"
I admitted.I was glad the service started so I didn't have to listen to there reactions.
All I saw was there shocked faces.
The service was dull.
It always was.
I was glad when it ended.
"You told those Villagers about us"
Miranda stated."I did"
I deadpanned."I see also you will be glad to know your friend showed up at the Reservoir"
Miranda smirked."Why are you so happy about that?"
I asked."She despises it and I enjoy watching her struggle and then Moreau decided to throw up on her"
Miranda explained."Is she ok?"
I questioned."She will be eventually"
Miranda informed.I decided to head to Doriana's home.
Is she alright?
I knocked on the Door and Doriana opened it.
Well at least she's awake?
"That slime ball threw up on my hand"
Doriana glared."Miranda was going to kill you"
I informed.Doriana looked scared.
I guess she didn't remember that part?
"She gets so mad, keep your scary Girlfriend under control, I finally heard about that"
Doriana explained."She is the leader of the Village there is only so much I can do"
I scoffed.Well that's that.
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Escapade (RE8 Miranda X Fem! OC)
FanfictionElvira Popa made a stupid decision, that decision included pranking the leader of the Villager. Resident Evil 8 Village Miranda X Fem! OC
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